Zenigundam Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 *Puts Tiger in the toybox in my room* You're one of the last in a great line of warriors, my friend. One of the first, but now one of the last It saddens me because all of your friends would still be around if not for my psychotic mom throwing out all of your friends when I was 14, but here you are. How long has it been now, 23 years that we've been together, and it was only by a stroke of luck that you survived that wicked house cleaning disaster that took our friends. We have each other and Monkey now. Stay strong, brother. I'll come back for you in a few days when I'm bored and need someone to talk to, assuming I'm not out pegging that cute 19 year old Serb from OKC, she's in love with me, I'll buy you a stuffed animal girlfriend soon my friend, you're getting old and could use a stuffed, legal age teenage biddie yourself. 🔥🐯💪😐 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 No. Don't abandon Tiger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 tg; dr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 That poor tiger has had to watch you masturbate all these years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted August 22, 2018 Author Share Posted August 22, 2018 5 minutes ago, scoobdog said: No. Don't abandon Tiger! He's chillin right now. Changed my mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, Tengu said: That poor tiger has had to watch you masturbate all these years. Uh... 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: He doesn't just watch, he cleans up afterwards. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 Looks suicidal after years of watching you tug your pud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 Just now, scoobdog said: Uh... He doesn't just watch, he cleans up afterwards. Oh shit! Tiger was zeni’s cum rag?!? That explains all. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 Hear me - Bring me the head of this Tiger, and I will reward you beyond your wildest yearnings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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