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Technically the moment of birth is when you start to die because until that moment, your entire being was focused on multiplying itself from a single cell to a multi-cell organism. At birth, you start dying because your system is dependent on just you.

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I was 4'0", 60lbs at age 8, 4'6", 90lbs at age 11, 5'0", 110lbs at age 13, 5'5", 125lbs at age 15, and now I'm 5'6", 185lbs at age 28.

I guess you could say that I grew into quite a beast of a man.

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1 minute ago, Zenigundam said:

I was 4'0", 60lbs at age 8, 4'6", 90lbs at age 11, 5'0", 110lbs at age 13, 5'5", 125lbs at age 15, and now I'm 5'6", 185lbs at age 28.

I guess you could say that I grew into quite a beast of a man.

Lol, 185lbs at 5'6"

Fatso.

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7 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

185 of pure flab from years spent in the front of the line at McDonald's in my spare time.

 

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