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Whatchu gonna do when I run up on you with that epic pump shotgun

This ain't Cops, I'm a warrior, a soldier of fortune, Fortnite, where the legends make fortunes

Behind enemy lines, rambo style, you're a boy not a man if you don't follow my style

Legends die young, knocking everybody down, I'm one against 10 at Tilted while you're hiding in Tomato Town.

The Fortnite diss track *record scratch*

The Fortnite diss track *record scratch*

Posted
1 minute ago, KreiaDidNothingWrong said:

No Zeni you’re making too much sense 

it’s all about mumbling over insane amounts of reverb and stuff now 

you have to not make any sense too 

basically drink more lean 

Making too much sense... so you acknowledge that I served then?

Posted
1 minute ago, Zenigundam said:

Making too much sense... so you acknowledge that I served then?

If more """real soldiers """ would instead only served as Fortnite soldiers, the world would be a better place 

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Pssshhh yeah if it was like 2005 

You have to do it like this 

 

*puts insane amounts of reverb and hi hats over an old funk track*

*autotune*

fortnite fortnite

abe Lincoln fortnite 

brrrap brrrap gang (GANG!)

mickey dee’s mcgangbang 

burn that shit like Sherman man

hit me up, got that fortnite plan 

 

Posted
4 minutes ago, Nabloom said:

If more """real soldiers """ would instead only served as Fortnite soldiers, the world would be a better place 

It's been rough. I'm not ready to leave just yet, even though I've been revived a few times in 50 v 50.

Fuggz's one year removed from HS lover is a poser, I can tell real military from fugazzis.

Posted
1 minute ago, Zenigundam said:

It's been rough. I'm not ready to leave just yet, even though I've been revived a few times in 50 v 50.

Fuggz's one year removed from HS lover is a poser, I can tell real military from fugazzis.

He probably just says he's a solider to score hotties 

Maybe that's something for you to think about 

Posted
2 minutes ago, Nabloom said:

He probably just says he's a solider to score hotties 

Maybe that's something for you to think about 

I score legal age hotties all the time because of my actual service. Level 20, featured in season 5, that 19 year old phony isn't even wearing his badges the right way, should call him out on it, but Fuggz will flip.

Posted
40 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

Whatchu gonna do when I run up on you with that epic pump shotgun

This ain't Cops, I'm a warrior, a soldier of fortune, Fortnite, where the legends make fortunes

Behind enemy lines, rambo style, you're a boy not a man if you don't follow my style

Legends die young, knocking everybody down, I'm one against 10 at Tilted while you're hiding in Tomato Town.

The Fortnite diss track *record scratch*

The Fortnite diss track *record scratch*

You got the rhythm man. Did you write that or rip it off from Genius? If latter, kudos.

Posted (edited)

So you ARE T. NT or SJ?

No trick question here. I like to phish.

I suspect a quick response, but maybe even Zeni's is busy these day. Or not. You're call Amigo.

Edited by J.M. Matthews
Posted
4 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

Going back to war right now. Getting off the battle bus at 2:30, hope I survive so that I can wake up for work at 7. Godspeed, men. 🇺🇸

Just be careful with those staredowns....True Story.

Posted
Just now, J.M. Matthews said:

Just be careful with those staredowns....True Story.

I already have a kill. Took some damage though, need another shield potion, but I can get another 3 kills or so in this 50 v 50, hard to text and play at the same time will be back later 

My condolences to his family

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