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UnevenEdge

"And I know you're thinking to yourself 'Why is he messaging me?', and the truth is because I love you."


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My pickup lines for these legal age hotties just keep getting better and better. 💓

See ya on Monday. I have a weekend full of crazy sex, hot cheetos, and Final Fantasy ahead of me. 💪🕺💏

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Just now, Rogue_Alphonse said:

No, that's called jail.

I don't follow. I'm pretty sure you aren't allowed to see the female inmates in jail, plus when I say that I want a bad bitch I don't mean that, I mean like a bombshell blonde with a beach body, nice Christian values too, not some tatted up babe who went on a domestic rampage.

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4 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

I don't follow. I'm pretty sure you aren't allowed to see the female inmates in jail, plus when I say that I want a bad bitch I don't mean that, I mean like a bombshell blonde with a beach body, nice Christian values too, not some tatted up babe who went on a domestic rampage.

Sounds like you're scared of getting your ass kicked.

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20 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said:

Oh so you WANT me to ban you for the weekend?

Why is this what gets him the banhammer as opposed to him saying he wants to bang 14 year olds?

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You might never have another girlfriend, naraku lol, and I'm just being honest, gonna need a convention girl. Btw I never said anything about banging 14 year olds, just that I know they're young ladies and not kids anymore, so the conservative adults shouldn't talk to them like they're idiots, I talk to everybody the same way. 🙄

 

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6 hours ago, naraku360 said:

Why is this what gets him the banhammer as opposed to him saying he wants to bang 14 year olds?

I think it was a reference to the fact that every time Zeni comes back from a ban he makes a thread saying he was gone because he was too busy having sex.

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2 hours ago, Athena 92 said:

I think it was a reference to the fact that every time Zeni comes back from a ban he makes a thread saying he was gone because he was too busy having sex.

His hands are the closest thing to a pussy that he knows

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