Houdini Splicer Posted August 8, 2018 Posted August 8, 2018 If the room is so full of eyes, how can anything else fit in it? Is... is this where the mind blown GIF goes? Or is the answer bacon? The correct answer is always bacon.
Codename: Jackass Posted August 8, 2018 Author Posted August 8, 2018 The eyes are all over the walls, ceiling and floor. You hear nasty squishing sounds as you walk. The furniture? You guessed right. It's also covered in eyes.
Houdini Splicer Posted August 8, 2018 Posted August 8, 2018 Lovely. A trip to the bathroom would be quite an experience.
Codename: Jackass Posted August 8, 2018 Author Posted August 8, 2018 It's just one room, the rest of the house is clean. The more concerning issue is that the rest of the house is full of ears.
Houdini Splicer Posted August 8, 2018 Posted August 8, 2018 But who, or what, is seeing and hearing all this? And to what end?
Codename: Jackass Posted August 8, 2018 Author Posted August 8, 2018 Space aliens who want to know why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Houdini Splicer Posted August 8, 2018 Posted August 8, 2018 Oh, well, that's all fine and good, then. See nothing wrong with that.
Codename: Jackass Posted August 8, 2018 Author Posted August 8, 2018 Yeah but they didn't have to do it this way. I could have told them, it's the fucking sugar. Always the sugar. I tried to scrape the eyes off the wall one day and they just wouldn't stop reappearing. If I try to burn down the house, they'll just follow me. Send help.
Houdini Splicer Posted August 8, 2018 Posted August 8, 2018 Invite Packard. Or fuggs. They will leave. Guaranteed. 1
Codename: Jackass Posted August 8, 2018 Author Posted August 8, 2018 On second thought, I guess I'll just live with it. Maybe if I keep eating cereal they'll get the info they need and leave of their own accord. I'm so damn tired of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, though. What I wouldn't do for a bowl of Raisin Bran.
Houdini Splicer Posted August 8, 2018 Posted August 8, 2018 You could pretend it's Raisin Bran. Wouldn't be the same, though.
cyberbully Posted August 8, 2018 Posted August 8, 2018 (edited) Well that's 4 minutes my ears will never get back.....It got better about halfway through but the beginning just messed it all up. Edited August 8, 2018 by cyberbully 1
Codename: Jackass Posted August 8, 2018 Author Posted August 8, 2018 24 minutes ago, Vin_Tybul said: You could pretend it's Raisin Bran. Wouldn't be the same, though. I'll have to put two scoops in my bowl of CTC.
Codename: Jackass Posted August 8, 2018 Author Posted August 8, 2018 5 minutes ago, cyberbully said: Well that's 4 minutes my ears will never get back.....I got better about halfway through but the beginning just messed it all up. I applaud you for getting through it though.
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