Codename: Jackass Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 If the room is so full of eyes, how can anything else fit in it? Is... is this where the mind blown GIF goes? Or is the answer bacon? The correct answer is always bacon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted August 8, 2018 Author Share Posted August 8, 2018 The eyes are all over the walls, ceiling and floor. You hear nasty squishing sounds as you walk. The furniture? You guessed right. It's also covered in eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 Lovely. A trip to the bathroom would be quite an experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted August 8, 2018 Author Share Posted August 8, 2018 It's just one room, the rest of the house is clean. The more concerning issue is that the rest of the house is full of ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 But who, or what, is seeing and hearing all this? And to what end? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted August 8, 2018 Author Share Posted August 8, 2018 Space aliens who want to know why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 Oh, well, that's all fine and good, then. See nothing wrong with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted August 8, 2018 Author Share Posted August 8, 2018 Yeah but they didn't have to do it this way. I could have told them, it's the fucking sugar. Always the sugar. I tried to scrape the eyes off the wall one day and they just wouldn't stop reappearing. If I try to burn down the house, they'll just follow me. Send help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 Invite Packard. Or fuggs. They will leave. Guaranteed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted August 8, 2018 Author Share Posted August 8, 2018 On second thought, I guess I'll just live with it. Maybe if I keep eating cereal they'll get the info they need and leave of their own accord. I'm so damn tired of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, though. What I wouldn't do for a bowl of Raisin Bran. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 You could pretend it's Raisin Bran. Wouldn't be the same, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 (edited) Well that's 4 minutes my ears will never get back.....It got better about halfway through but the beginning just messed it all up. Edited August 8, 2018 by cyberbully 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted August 8, 2018 Author Share Posted August 8, 2018 24 minutes ago, Vin_Tybul said: You could pretend it's Raisin Bran. Wouldn't be the same, though. I'll have to put two scoops in my bowl of CTC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted August 8, 2018 Author Share Posted August 8, 2018 5 minutes ago, cyberbully said: Well that's 4 minutes my ears will never get back.....I got better about halfway through but the beginning just messed it all up. I applaud you for getting through it though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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