Zenigundam Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 (edited) After Iran scored, didn't even need them to, but that sealed the deal, I turned around on my bar stool toward all of the older guys who were sitting at tables and cursing as they watched the goal on the bar TVs and said, "That's too bad. Looks like you guys lost. 😏" And then I had huge smile on my face and told the cute bartender, "I think I'll close out my tab." and I signed quickly, no tip, and started strutting confidently, ticket in hand, toward the area with the tellers where you cash out. Once I got to the counter, the ticket guy congratulated me, and I said with a huge smile, intoxicated, "I knew it was gonna happen! Never a doubt." and he gave me a stern look and said, "Should have let me know" and I responded with uncontrollable laughter and said, "Ya gotta use your own skill. I should have bet more" and then he said, "So you're placing another bet" as he put my winnings into the money counter thing, and I responded with a smug smile, "Nah! I'll just take my winnings and enjoy the weather. I'll probably come back later to win some more" and he said, "I'm sure you will..." and stared me down as I turned to prance away toward the exit. Hahaha he really did want to curse me out!! Yeah so my mom said that if I act the way I did yesterday that eventually somebody's gonna knock my teeth out. 🐻 Edited June 16, 2018 by Zenigundam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 It's funny because that didn't happen. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted June 16, 2018 Author Share Posted June 16, 2018 (edited) 8 minutes ago, stilgar said: It's funny because that didn't happen. Call up Monmouth Park Racetrack and ask about me. I'm proud of how I acted like a beastly alpha in my moment of total victory. 💪 Probably won't go there again, way too far away, plus those two cute bartenders will remember my behavior and not tipping, $25 for a cheddar bacon burger and two Jack Honeys is ridiculous to begin with, I also spilled my second Jack Honey but the 2nd bartender cleaned it up and gave me a new one lol. Her hands were so shaky while she was cleaning up the mess I made. Eh I probably should have tipped just a little bit, but that $25 thing was outrageous, it's bar food and two drinks, not Elk Medallions! 🦌 Edited June 16, 2018 by Zenigundam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted June 16, 2018 Author Share Posted June 16, 2018 Yesterday was one of the best days of my life. All that was missing was picking up a hot chick on the beach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted June 16, 2018 Author Share Posted June 16, 2018 I wasn't being cheap lol, the food was way too expensive! $11 for a cheddar bacon burger and then two cups of Jack Honey cost $7 each?! Hahaha, oh no no no no 🙃 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted June 18, 2018 Share Posted June 18, 2018 Your mom is just trying to keep the lone wolf alpha male down. Get up all in their faces, with the smooth malt liquor lingering on your breath, and show those betas who's boss. And record it on your phone... for posterity. Then post it on Youtube. Nothing to do with us seeing your ass get kicked. Nope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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