"If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

[Hornshire]

Unless life didn't give you sugar, then I guess just eat the lemons and try not to cry too much."
     - a blurb from Existential Comics.

[Sandstone]

And if life gives you hands, squeeze that lemon til the juice runs down your leg.

[discolé monade]

if no sugar, use with much tequila?

or vodka. def. vodka. 

[Sandstone]

I'd prefer vodka personally, I've never been much of a fan of tequila. Unless it's in a margarita since those are delicious and fancy.

[discolé monade]

yeah. me and tequila haven't played since '97. 

 

[Sandstone]

Tequila is the only liquor that gives me headaches the day after. I don't know why.

[discolé monade]

Just now, Sandstone said:

Tequila is the only liquor that gives me headaches the day after. I don't know why.

'cause it's tequila. montazuma's (sp) revenge. 

patron. got to go the way of patron.

[Sandstone]

It also is the liquor that makes me feel the most slutty for some reason.

[discolé monade]

oh. tequila makes me mean af. apparently. 

many fights. many back alley brawls. 

 

[Sandstone]

I'm a happy drunk, I don't think people would call me drunk as much as brutally honest and a bit of a comedian. Though I don't drink that often anymore, or at least not usually that heavy.

[Clu]

Tequila makes me turn green and I answer the Dr Banner. 

[discolé monade]

i'm a happy drinker. sometimes i get weepy with certain songs. 

but tequila. good lord. i'm a monster.