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What kind of a teammate am I online?


Zenigundam

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Well I'm not the most gifted when it comes to aiming and melee attacks, but I'm crafty and sagacious, and I understand strategy, so if you have me on your team you'll get somebody who makes prudent decisions, but who will also rush the enemy when they least expect it, even if he gets crushed after the element of surprise fades away.

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Well I'm not gifted when it comes to penis size, but I'm scrawny and undeniably creepy as fuck, and I don't understand what "no" means, so if you have me on your team you'll get somebody who makes you very uncomfortable, but who will also rush you and hump your leg like a chihuahua on meth, especially if you even slightly look my way..

 

Fixed it for you.  :)

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