Zenigundam Posted February 25, 2018 Posted February 25, 2018 I look like such an alpha beast. I would take a pic and post, but my laptop is fried, and I don't have the patience to post from my badass, brand new, Samsung J5. #alphaprobs ???
Houdini Splicer Posted February 25, 2018 Posted February 25, 2018 4 hours ago, Zenigundam said: I look like such a bloated elephant carcass. I would take a pic and post, but I ate too many deep-fried Twinkies, and I don't have the energy to get my lazy, fat ass off the couch. #heartprobs ??? You made a thread, just to tell us that? Oh, and in the title, you spelled "fatter" wrong. 1
Houdini Splicer Posted February 25, 2018 Posted February 25, 2018 4 hours ago, Zenigundam said: My arms are so flabby bro Hell, I imagine so, Jabbagundam. Fat bastard. 2
Clu Posted February 25, 2018 Posted February 25, 2018 You should post that shit in the underwear thread.... Buncha dicks.
Houdini Splicer Posted February 25, 2018 Posted February 25, 2018 4 hours ago, mthor said: Jabbagundam made me laugh so hard, coffee came out my nose, and now it hurts. Sorry about that.
Zenigundam Posted February 25, 2018 Author Posted February 25, 2018 23 minutes ago, Vin_Tybul said: Sorry about that. Yeah that wasn't nice. Coffee spewing from the nose is a painful experience. Glad you apologized. *puts you down and walks away, sleeveless T and badass jeans and all, like a badass as you caress your neck and try to regain your breath* ?
Houdini Splicer Posted February 25, 2018 Posted February 25, 2018 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: Yeah that wasn't nice. Coffee spewing from the nose is a painful experience. Glad you apologized. *puts you down and walks away, sleeveless T and badass jeans and all, like a badass as you caress your neck and try to regain your breath* ? You dork. Yes, I'm calling you a whale penis.
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