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I Need a Job, Man....!


J.M. Matthews

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.....I'm crawling up the Walls, I'm going fucking insane without an official job.

I haven't had a job in 16 years, I'm 34, and it's driving me fucking insane. This isn't natural. I feel like a freaking housewife. This is torture. 

I'm a published writer and artist, but we all know how much THAT pays. It's an amusing side hobby that will probably never pay money. 

Big Pepe needs money. Because he has none. Don't believe the hype. I need money aka A job, i.e. dayjob.

They say don't give up your day job. I did a long time ago.

 

All I know is if you're trying to find a career, 90% of the time if you're trying to get a technical job, be it an architect or spec software designer, someone will say "You need math for that", when that line is bogus. I've done jobs for fun that people say take math. I never used any math! You don't need math!

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2 minutes ago, bnmjy said:

Not to be rude, but are you able to even keep a job with your erratic mental states? I honestly wish you the best of luck, but sometimes things can be literally impossible.

I can do technical work...!

I use word processors for fun all the time. That's at least 1 job skill...

 

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If you can normie your way through an interview I'd say check Craigslist for dishwashing or hotel jobs. They're often desperate for anyone and rarely require experience. Knowing how to use a computer and being able to get to work is basically all a hotel needs from you. Or check with a staffing agency for like simple warehouse/factory work

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52 minutes ago, bnmjy said:

Not to be rude, but are you able to even keep a job with your erratic mental states? I honestly wish you the best of luck, but sometimes things can be literally impossible.

That's a distinction we need to make. What is difficult, and what is impossible. Finding a job, while difficult, is not impossible. Just difficult. 

I found a job once before, I'm sure I could do it again somewhere. I just haven't really looked or applied much.

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8 minutes ago, J.M. Matthews said:

That's a distinction we need to make. What is difficult, and what is impossible. Finding a job, while difficult, is not impossible. Just difficult. 

I found a job once before, I'm sure I could do it again somewhere. I just haven't really looked or applied much.

I didn't say find, but keep. I have no doubt you'll find some place willing to hire you. You actually staying at a job long term, on the other hand . . .

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4 minutes ago, bnmjy said:

I didn't say find, but keep. I have no doubt you'll find some place willing to hire you. You actually staying at a job long term, on the other hand . . .

I know I sound confident, but I like working. At this point I'm just desperate to get hired at someplace. Career mtters a lot to me.  I can have all the silicon valley slave unpaid remote careers in the world, but if I'm not doing normal work, and I'm not making any money, (which I did for over a decade) it can actually feel kind of demeaning to me if no one's paying me for it. So yes, I'm on the hunt. 

Suit up. Again.

 

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1 hour ago, Nabloom said:

If you can normie your way through an interview I'd say check Craigslist for dishwashing or hotel jobs. They're often desperate for anyone and rarely require experience. Knowing how to use a computer and being able to get to work is basically all a hotel needs from you. Or check with a staffing agency for like simple warehouse/factory work

if you can use access and excel proficiently that can be useful to some jobs. 

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33 minutes ago, J.M. Matthews said:

I think Desk Clerk sounds the most promising, if not at a hotel, anywhere really

That's what I was thinking when i suggested hotel. They need new people pretty regularly and you mentioned feeling like a bored housewife, a hotel will have you talking to a lot of people but pretty easy short conversations. Might be good for ya

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4 minutes ago, Nabloom said:

That's what I was thinking when i suggested hotel. They need new people pretty regularly and you mentioned feeling like a bored housewife, a hotel will have you talking to a lot of people but pretty easy short conversations. Might be good for ya

Yep. That job sounds so much better for me than grocery bagger. So far I love the prospect of it. I spend almost every day at a desk for 8-10 hours writing in my word processor at home in my  bedroom, a front lobby wouldn't be that much of a stretch, and my people skills in small and big social settings are pretty good. Who knows, that could be the perfect job for me! I'm already researching the job position responsibilities. 

Are there a lot of customer complaints?

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Just now, J.M. Matthews said:

What's mturk? I don't know what that is....?

Amazon mechanical turk. You said Silicon Valley slave work, so I assumed you were referring to this. It only pays about 4 to 6 dollars an hour. The work isn't steady either. It's a relatively easy way to make some extra cash, at least 50 bucks a week. There are some people who solely rely on it for a living and boy, do I really pity them.

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Most people don't bitch but yeah someone's likely going to complain about something almost every day, but it doesn't take up much of your time. Just gotta act all concerned and do whatever you can to make them stop crying, think of it like baby sitting like big adult babies.

There can be a lot of down time too so you can still do some of whatever it is you do at home on your computer while getting paid for it. It's a really easy job.

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1 minute ago, bnmjy said:

Amazon mechanical turk. You said Silicon Valley slave work, so I assumed you were referring to this. It only pays about 4 to 6 dollars an hour. The work isn't steady either. It's a relatively easy way to make some extra cash, at least 50 bucks a week. There are some people who solely rely on it for a living and boy, do I really pity them.

No. But I helped YouTube with their systems work when they were just starting off. Unpaid. From home.

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4 minutes ago, Nabloom said:

Most people don't bitch but yeah someone's likely going to complain about something almost every day, but it doesn't take up much of your time. Just gotta act all concerned and do whatever you can to make them stop crying, think of it like baby sitting like big adult babies.

There can be a lot of down time too so you can still do some of whatever it is you do at home on your computer while getting paid for it. It's a really easy job.

Holy shit that sounds easy. I've dealt with dissatisfied customers at a Florida supermarket before. Man were some of them pissed. 

Do whatever I want on the front lobby computer, you say? Sweet! Well, I'm sure there's work to be done, but I know what you mean. Freetime on the job. I've always been used to having numerous managers breathing down my neck. Standing across the room from me, watching my every move like a hawk. It sucked.

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