TrigunBebop Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 Some of my thread topics really are bangin' and then you open them and see what amazing sexy things I've been up to with balloons. LIKE I WAS SAYING, I downloaded some really hot cosplay balloon porn and my naughty anime print balloons came in the mail. I'm gonna get laid by a hot girl on a big ass balloon, the likes of which the UEMB has never seen. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 Here's what you do: get 100 unassuming, pretty young women to blow up balloons for you. Next, you go into a room long enough to fit the balloons attached side-by -side. Have a large fan blowing the balloons at one end, and you stand at the other end. You then take a nail gun and pop all 100 balloons at once. Then you take a deep breath as 100 pretty young women's breaths enter your lungs. . . . so shut up and stop worrying. I can probably come up with more bizarre and creepy scenarios. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted February 13, 2018 Author Share Posted February 13, 2018 (edited) 5 minutes ago, bnmjy said: Here's what you do: get 100 unassuming, pretty young women to blow up balloons for you. Next, you go into a room long enough to fit the balloons attached side-by -side. Have a large fan blowing the balloons at one end, and you stand at the other end. You then take a nail gun and pop all 100 balloons at once. Then you take a deep breath as 100 pretty young women's breaths enter your lungs. . . . so shut up and stop worrying. I can probably come up with more bizarre and creepy scenarios. ...WTF That was hilarious. Edited February 13, 2018 by TrigunBebop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 35 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: Some of my thread topics really are bangin' and then you open them and see what amazing sexy things I've been up to with balloons. LIKE I WAS SAYING, I downloaded some really hot cosplay balloon porn and my naughty anime print balloons came in the mail. I'm gonna get laid by a hot girl on a big ass balloon, the likes of which the UEMB has never seen. I I seem to only catch the commentary of said activities thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IKMongo Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 But kink shaming is my kink.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted February 13, 2018 Author Share Posted February 13, 2018 1 hour ago, jackiemarie90 said: I seem to only catch the commentary of said activities thread. Well that's a shame. My balloon threads are bangin'. No, really. I'm not just inflating my own ego here. My threads will blow your mind. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted February 13, 2018 Author Share Posted February 13, 2018 26 minutes ago, IKMongo said: But kink shaming is my kink.... And being kinkshamed is my kink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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