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You keep saying your fortune will change!!


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You keep saying your fortune will change!!

But then you wake up... *guitar riff* a year becomes 5, 5 years become 10 and suddenly you're 40... and a virgin! *guitar solo*

 

I actually am pretty talented at writing songs huh? I feel like this can reach a lot of people since girls today don't even want to go on dates anymore because the world is changing, they just want to be single and not even kiss, so yeah this can reach a lot of people if I can find the right band for it, but yeah I'll be in the music video and I'll start making out with hot girls, but they'll disappear, and then we have to switch me out with a double because I'm only gonna be in the alpha part of the video, I can't do the beta stuff, just not in my DNA. :x

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Not about me, I'm just reaching out to the guys who can't score

I'm a good sport about things, I know I'm the New England Patriots and these other guys are Unevendork High football players, but I can still reach them with my talent and words. B|

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