I LEAVE MY HOOOOOOOOOME

[Codename: Jackass]

I LEAVE FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS

I LEEEEAVE MY HOOOOOOOOOOOOOME

I LEAVE IT IN THE CARE OF A FRIEND

DON'T GET ME WRONG, HE'S A NICE GUY, I LIKE HIM JUST FIIIIIIINE...

but he's a mouth breather

[TrigunBebop]

He's gonna fart on all your furniture.

[Codename: Jackass]

AND IN MY BASEMEEEEEEEEENT

I FOUND RAINING PIIIIIIIIIISS

AND IN MY KITCHEN

I FOUND MY FRIEND DECEEEEEASED

[TrigunBebop]

Didja poke 'em with a stick just to be sure?

[Codename: Jackass]

THE OLD WINDBAG BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWS

[TrigunBebop]

lol u sed "blows"

[CAC]

8 hours ago, empty said:

but he's a mouth breather

this "insult" makes no sense, everyone breaths with there mouths and nose, everyone is a mouth breather.