You and I could have been boyfriend and girlfriend

[Zenigundam]

But instead we're just plaintiff and defendant. It's as if you care more about the technical aspects of life than you do about me.

[Houdini Splicer]

I didn't know you could sue your hand, or vice-versa.

[Bouvre]

Technical aspects like "fixing my goddamned broken ass after getting literally and figuratively screwed by your patent-pending Dildo-Prius?"

 

 

 

...My ass has a certain priority in my life.