SwimModSponges Posted December 18, 2017 Posted December 18, 2017 He said while he was waiting for it to kick in he went to a little festival thing put on as a fundraiser for the local football team. There were only two carnival rides there, and i found myself riding on the octopus one while listening on my phone. Well pretty soon an old white guy cop walks up and stops the ride, asks me what i know about crackers. Im like "well, theyre flaky, small, square... taste like salt and... dough?" Apparently that wasnt a good answer because he continues to interrogate me, only now he's turned into a black guy. Well i go off on him, start shouting at him about how he cant shoot me even though hes a cop, because hes black and im white. Well we're not at the festival anymore, we're in somebodys apartment. The cop turns into a blonde lady who crawls under the bed and demands that i eat her vagina. Then i wake up. 1
SwimModSponges Posted December 18, 2017 Author Posted December 18, 2017 She had a really nice looking vagina too.
death_by_motorboat Posted December 18, 2017 Posted December 18, 2017 1 hour ago, SwimModSponges said: He said while he was waiting for it to kick in he went to a little festival thing put on as a fundraiser for the local football team. There were only two carnival rides there, and i found myself riding on the octopus one while listening on my phone. Well pretty soon an old white guy cop walks up and stops the ride, asks me what i know about crackers. Im like "well, theyre flaky, small, square... taste like salt and... dough?" Apparently that wasnt a good answer because he continues to interrogate me, only now he's turned into a black guy. Well i go off on him, start shouting at him about how he cant shoot me even though hes a cop, because hes black and im white. Well we're not at the festival anymore, we're in somebodys apartment. The cop turns into a blonde lady who crawls under the bed and demands that i eat her vagina. Then i wake up. dont you wish you could bottle your own brain juice and slip it to boring people.
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