SwimModSponges Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 He said while he was waiting for it to kick in he went to a little festival thing put on as a fundraiser for the local football team. There were only two carnival rides there, and i found myself riding on the octopus one while listening on my phone. Well pretty soon an old white guy cop walks up and stops the ride, asks me what i know about crackers. Im like "well, theyre flaky, small, square... taste like salt and... dough?" Apparently that wasnt a good answer because he continues to interrogate me, only now he's turned into a black guy. Well i go off on him, start shouting at him about how he cant shoot me even though hes a cop, because hes black and im white. Well we're not at the festival anymore, we're in somebodys apartment. The cop turns into a blonde lady who crawls under the bed and demands that i eat her vagina. Then i wake up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SwimModSponges Posted December 18, 2017 Author Share Posted December 18, 2017 She had a really nice looking vagina too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 1 hour ago, SwimModSponges said: He said while he was waiting for it to kick in he went to a little festival thing put on as a fundraiser for the local football team. There were only two carnival rides there, and i found myself riding on the octopus one while listening on my phone. Well pretty soon an old white guy cop walks up and stops the ride, asks me what i know about crackers. Im like "well, theyre flaky, small, square... taste like salt and... dough?" Apparently that wasnt a good answer because he continues to interrogate me, only now he's turned into a black guy. Well i go off on him, start shouting at him about how he cant shoot me even though hes a cop, because hes black and im white. Well we're not at the festival anymore, we're in somebodys apartment. The cop turns into a blonde lady who crawls under the bed and demands that i eat her vagina. Then i wake up. dont you wish you could bottle your own brain juice and slip it to boring people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Well you're obviously racist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted December 18, 2017 Author Share Posted December 18, 2017 Only subconsciously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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