Charlie in the Santa Claus

[Still Me]

is fucking annoying....never bothered me as a kid but...FUCK....I wanna punch him in the throat 

[SwimModSponges]

Cracked.com i bwlieve broke down how existentailly terrifying that movie was.

Say time moves relatively while in the sleigh so you can hit every kids house in one night. That means that tim allen lived the course of like a thousand years while delivering presents; his son would have turned to dust as he was forced to continue delivering presents, protected from time by the power of the santa suit but unable to escape the aeons-long task.