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"Don't ignore me when I'm talking to you."

""We should go on a date sometime."

"How's your weekend going?"

"Can I take you on a date sometime soon?"

"Have you always lived in NY?"

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"Don't ignore me when I'm talking to you."

""We should go on a date sometime."

"How's your weekend going?"

"Can I take you on a date sometime soon?"

"Have you always lived in NY?"

if you're quoting messages someone else sent you.............run
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Urrr... Yes... Someone else sent me those... She seems quite stable and particularly awesome though as would anyone who sends those kinds of messages. Wow she's incredible.

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Urrr... Yes... Someone else sent me those... She seems quite stable and particularly awesome though as would anyone who sends those kinds of messages. Wow she's incredible.

I was joking

 

also, if you really like her than congratulations, you finally might have found the girl of your dreams

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My most successful pick up line, no joke, was "Hey what's the difference between jam and jelly?  I can't jelly my dick in your ass!".

Your welcome you fucking pesants.

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