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Put on your seatbelt, says the stewardess


Bouvre

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Don't worry I say, I'm in stunt double school. I'm getting my PhD in stunt doubling as myself.

She looks concerned. You're a madman, she says. Dostoevsky has been largely discredited in the field of doppelganger studies. 

I smile, wink. The plane touches down and starts to brake. I ragdoll over the heads of five Hasidic Jews, fold my arm around the emergency exit latch, flip round and skydive twenty feet to the ground where my Pulitzer prize graciously awaits to have its picture taken with my hella cute Bananya shirt.

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