SWEEP THE LEG, JOHNNY.

[Codename: Jackass]

THERE IS NO PAIN IN THIS DOJO

[KreiaDidNothingWrong]

I can kick a clone of myself in the head probably hard enough to insta-hospitalize them

Thanks, TKD, transphobes stand no chance
 

[Codename: Jackass]

I can lift a hundred pounds right over my head.

 

OUTTA MY WAY, ALT-RIGHTERS.

[nameraka]

hey, it's no worse than an illegal kick to the face. 

[Codename: Jackass]

It's actually a lot worse.

A leg sweep is at least a week in the ICU.

[Cau]

I get knocked down and I get up again

[Codename: Jackass]

YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN

PISSING THE NIGHT AWAY

CHUMBAWUMBA 1997

[Cau]

PISS PISS PISS PISS

[Codename: Jackass]

THERE'S THIS DEATH GRIPS SONG ABOUT THAT VERY SUBJECT