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It's in times like these that I really struggle


Zenigundam

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I have a 32 oz. can of Milwaukee's Best Ice here and I need to walk down to the liquor store and reload. However, I don't think the 32 ouncer is going to give me enough buzz to keep my sanity in the real world as I make the trek down to the store and back, so I'm going to wait for it to get a little darker so that I can operate quietly, get my stuff, and perhaps even drink some of the new supply on the way back so that I can amp up my energy.

 

But yeah, right now it's awful because I lost my house key somewhere around here and I don't want to just leave the door unlocked even though it'll only take me fifteen minutes. Also, I want to get on my PS4 badly and play Friday the 13th, but I need enough malt liquor in my system so that I can communicate over the headset with my typical YouTube daring and bravado instead of sounding whiny like Steve Carell. 

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Nah, it was so popular that the lame new wave of gamers who try to get laid on YouTube had to act like they were down with the Friday cause over the summer even though they were nowhere to be found playing the game from May 26th throughout June. 

 

Also, drinking in public is legal. You're not living life, which is a shame since this is America. 

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1 minute ago, Sandstone said:

It's not legal if you are disturbing the peace while doing so, I envision that you probably disturb the peace on the regular.

Asking women out is not disturbing the peace. It's called mad confidence, and how you really handle things. Yeah it sucks if they say no and have to take the bus with me every day, but instead of thinking about me every waking moment while we're on the bus from now on, they can get over themselves and listen to some music or something or enjoy the sights from the window! What is it with this damn generation? 

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I have probably been accosted by more women unsolicited than you. I'd be really surprised if there were any girls that would go out of their way to hit on you without being prompted first. I imagine they probably make up excuses to get away from what I am sure is an extremely awkward conversation.

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