Zenigundam Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 I have a 32 oz. can of Milwaukee's Best Ice here and I need to walk down to the liquor store and reload. However, I don't think the 32 ouncer is going to give me enough buzz to keep my sanity in the real world as I make the trek down to the store and back, so I'm going to wait for it to get a little darker so that I can operate quietly, get my stuff, and perhaps even drink some of the new supply on the way back so that I can amp up my energy. But yeah, right now it's awful because I lost my house key somewhere around here and I don't want to just leave the door unlocked even though it'll only take me fifteen minutes. Also, I want to get on my PS4 badly and play Friday the 13th, but I need enough malt liquor in my system so that I can communicate over the headset with my typical YouTube daring and bravado instead of sounding whiny like Steve Carell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 Friday the 13th game sucked ass, unless they improved it since release. Also I hope you get arrested for public intoxication. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted November 18, 2017 Author Share Posted November 18, 2017 Nah, it was so popular that the lame new wave of gamers who try to get laid on YouTube had to act like they were down with the Friday cause over the summer even though they were nowhere to be found playing the game from May 26th throughout June. Also, drinking in public is legal. You're not living life, which is a shame since this is America. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 It's not legal if you are disturbing the peace while doing so, I envision that you probably disturb the peace on the regular. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted November 18, 2017 Author Share Posted November 18, 2017 1 minute ago, Sandstone said: It's not legal if you are disturbing the peace while doing so, I envision that you probably disturb the peace on the regular. Asking women out is not disturbing the peace. It's called mad confidence, and how you really handle things. Yeah it sucks if they say no and have to take the bus with me every day, but instead of thinking about me every waking moment while we're on the bus from now on, they can get over themselves and listen to some music or something or enjoy the sights from the window! What is it with this damn generation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 No girl is thinking about you other than worrying you might try to rape them if they are alone with you too long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted November 18, 2017 Author Share Posted November 18, 2017 Girls think about me all the time, and it's annoying. That's what happens when you're a lone wolf alpha male warrior. People want to find out about you while you're just trying to drink, chill, and collect that $$$. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 I wish you would come up with some new shtick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 I have probably been accosted by more women unsolicited than you. I'd be really surprised if there were any girls that would go out of their way to hit on you without being prompted first. I imagine they probably make up excuses to get away from what I am sure is an extremely awkward conversation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 There is an online multiplayer for friday the 13?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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