Kudasai Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 It's the story of my life people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 Did you go on a date and spill wine all over her white skirt and fur cuff-links? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 and you forgot the beer again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted December 28, 2016 Author Share Posted December 28, 2016 What is this "date" you speak of? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 Did you forget to take the dildos out of the dishwasher and your peeps from work you invited over found them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted December 28, 2016 Author Share Posted December 28, 2016 What beer? I stopped drinking months ago ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted December 28, 2016 Author Share Posted December 28, 2016 You're thinking of someone else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 Did you forget to take the dildos out of the dishwasher and your peeps from work you invited over found them? I bet they really jumped at the big black one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 What is this "date" you speak of? Where you go out to watch another person eat ... while you size up if their personality and body is worthy of giving out some d/p ... or if you just got a free meal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 I bet they really jumped at the big black one. well it is shaped like a dolphin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 What beer? I stopped drinking months ago ;D Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 well it is shaped like a dolphin And there is a video camera on the end! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 Sometimes you just gotta see whats up in there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted December 28, 2016 Author Share Posted December 28, 2016 Where you go out to watch another person eat ... while you size up if their personality and body is worthy of giving out some d/p ... or if you just got a free meal Oh a date...honestly playing tiddlywinks would be more exciting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 Did you forget to put baby powder in your latex suit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 Oh a date...honestly playing tiddlywinks would be more exciting You could play tiddly winks on a date .... and then eat some bomb ass nachos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted December 28, 2016 Author Share Posted December 28, 2016 You could play tiddly winks on a date .... and then eat some bomb ass nachos Well I do like nachos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted December 28, 2016 Author Share Posted December 28, 2016 Why? Because I don't like booze anymore ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 Well I do like nachos well now all you need to do is go on a date to some place with bomb ass nachos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted December 28, 2016 Author Share Posted December 28, 2016 Did you forget to put baby powder in your latex suit? That's one thing I tend to never forget Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God-Says-No Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 The world weeps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 That's one thing I tend to never forget Did you forget which jello molds you made for the retirement community and which ones you made for your drunken girls night in weekend and now everyone at the bingo is drunk as fuck?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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