Vamped Posted December 28, 2016 Posted December 28, 2016 Did you go on a date and spill wine all over her white skirt and fur cuff-links?
Vamped Posted December 28, 2016 Posted December 28, 2016 Did you forget to take the dildos out of the dishwasher and your peeps from work you invited over found them?
Kudasai Posted December 28, 2016 Author Posted December 28, 2016 What beer? I stopped drinking months ago ;D
Phillies Posted December 28, 2016 Posted December 28, 2016 Did you forget to take the dildos out of the dishwasher and your peeps from work you invited over found them? I bet they really jumped at the big black one.
Vamped Posted December 28, 2016 Posted December 28, 2016 What is this "date" you speak of? Where you go out to watch another person eat ... while you size up if their personality and body is worthy of giving out some d/p ... or if you just got a free meal
Vamped Posted December 28, 2016 Posted December 28, 2016 I bet they really jumped at the big black one. well it is shaped like a dolphin
Ric Posted December 28, 2016 Posted December 28, 2016 What beer? I stopped drinking months ago ;D Why?
Phillies Posted December 28, 2016 Posted December 28, 2016 well it is shaped like a dolphin And there is a video camera on the end!
Vamped Posted December 28, 2016 Posted December 28, 2016 Sometimes you just gotta see whats up in there
Kudasai Posted December 28, 2016 Author Posted December 28, 2016 Where you go out to watch another person eat ... while you size up if their personality and body is worthy of giving out some d/p ... or if you just got a free meal Oh a date...honestly playing tiddlywinks would be more exciting
Vamped Posted December 28, 2016 Posted December 28, 2016 Did you forget to put baby powder in your latex suit?
Vamped Posted December 28, 2016 Posted December 28, 2016 Oh a date...honestly playing tiddlywinks would be more exciting You could play tiddly winks on a date .... and then eat some bomb ass nachos
Kudasai Posted December 28, 2016 Author Posted December 28, 2016 You could play tiddly winks on a date .... and then eat some bomb ass nachos Well I do like nachos
Kudasai Posted December 28, 2016 Author Posted December 28, 2016 Why? Because I don't like booze anymore ;D
Vamped Posted December 28, 2016 Posted December 28, 2016 Well I do like nachos well now all you need to do is go on a date to some place with bomb ass nachos
Kudasai Posted December 28, 2016 Author Posted December 28, 2016 Did you forget to put baby powder in your latex suit? That's one thing I tend to never forget
Vamped Posted December 28, 2016 Posted December 28, 2016 That's one thing I tend to never forget Did you forget which jello molds you made for the retirement community and which ones you made for your drunken girls night in weekend and now everyone at the bingo is drunk as fuck?!
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