I hear footsteps outside, leaves rustling maliciously

[Zenigundam]

Who could it be?

[StarPanda]

The cops

[rilkean_heart]

Zat you, Santa Claus?

[Ginguy]

The cops

 

Don't fuck with the Viper....

[Sandstone]

Who could it be?

 

A really bad character from whatever crime novel you're writing?

[Misaka]

The cops

 

It's viper in a Fed offit

[Phillies]

Jason Vorhees aka your senpai.