fuggnificent Posted August 27, 2017 Posted August 27, 2017 he used to scratch if you picked him up. but now he lets madison pick him up and take him on "walks". he lets her pet him, too. he still doesnt like me, though
Zenigundam Posted August 27, 2017 Posted August 27, 2017 Try to feed him pizza like a teenage mutant Ninja turtle or something other than turtle food
fuggnificent Posted August 27, 2017 Author Posted August 27, 2017 Try to feed him pizza like a teenage mutant Ninja turtle or something other than turtle food we visited a pet store that had live crickets and meal worms so we will probably start feeding him that. he still eats a lot of pellets, though
Zenigundam Posted August 27, 2017 Posted August 27, 2017 Yummy I think crickets are a delicacy in India. No clue about worms
rilkean_heart Posted August 27, 2017 Posted August 27, 2017 Awww, do you know how old he is? what's his name?
fuggnificent Posted August 27, 2017 Author Posted August 27, 2017 Awww, do you know how old he is? what's his name? t no i forgot to ask how old he was when i got him. had him for 3 months. my daughter named him "Ziper" <-- her exact spelling.. because he was the fastest moving turtle in the tank
stilgar Posted August 27, 2017 Posted August 27, 2017 Smart turtle. He can smell that you are a cunt and have blood on your hands.
Phillies Posted August 27, 2017 Posted August 27, 2017 I see you like turtles but not lobsters. Thats racist.
fuggnificent Posted August 27, 2017 Author Posted August 27, 2017 I see you like turtles but not lobsters. Thats racist. i fucking hate the little non loving bastard. he dont want nothing to do with me.
Phillies Posted August 27, 2017 Posted August 27, 2017 He thinks you are a raccoon or a big ground hog or something.
fuggnificent Posted August 27, 2017 Author Posted August 27, 2017 He thinks you are a raccoon or a big ground hog or something. WHY WOULD HE THINK THAT?
fuggnificent Posted August 27, 2017 Author Posted August 27, 2017 I dunno. thats it. im kicking em out. going to court and getting a court ordered eviction. he'll be packing his lil aquatic bags soon. wont let me touch him? he gonna regret that!
Phillies Posted August 27, 2017 Posted August 27, 2017 Where is he gonna live? he is gonna wind up homeless and drunk and on crack.
fuggnificent Posted August 27, 2017 Author Posted August 27, 2017 Where is he gonna live? he is gonna wind up homeless and drunk and on crack. so? he has wealthy relatives. ill drop him off by a sewer. im sure a ninja turle will find him.
Phillies Posted August 27, 2017 Posted August 27, 2017 so? he has wealthy relatives. ill drop him off by a sewer. im sure a ninja turle will find him. Thats cold.
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