Hate when girls say, "I would have gone out with you, but then Zeni happened..."

[Zenigundam]

"blah blah blah blah blah stupid crappy sitcom nonsense."

 

 

 

But what irks me is the part about how I "happened". I didn't "happen" to you, baby girl, I MADE it happen. I put the lone wolf alpha male warrior moves on you and ensnared you in my trap, so don't downplay it as if it were some beta male happenchance relationship. I saw you in the crowd, I hunted you down, and I said, "you're my girlfriend" and then I showed you why it was all so true.

[Mix]

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for some reason that reads like John Witherspoon is saying it

[stilgar]

You are so traumatizing to women that they become asexual?