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I ordered a pizza and just got a call from the restaurant telling me it'll be an hour or longer for delivery since they only have one driver since it's the end of their night. ( They close in 30 minutes. )  I said it was fine and I can wait.  After I hung up I figured they called hoping I would cancel my order so they could go home earlier.

 

Pretty sure there's gonna be human shit in my pizza.

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I ordered a pizza and just got a call from the restaurant telling me it'll be an hour or longer for delivery since they only have one driver since it's the end of their night. ( They close in 30 minutes. )  I said it was fine and I can wait.  After I hung up I figured they called hoping I would cancel my order so they could go home earlier.

 

Pretty sure there's gonna be human shit in my pizza.

 

Then you tip the driver big time and they feel bad.

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