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I’m thinking about my future SiL the other day some rando dude called my other half sayin “oh I witnessed your sister getting jumped she’s bleeding and incoherent “ we were both like gtfoh this ain’t our first rodeo. Htf is she so incoherent and yet she was able to convey to this dude who to call as well as our relationship to her. My other half was like send a pic rn. Ofc dude didn’t two dumb assholes trying to scam $$. Fuckin pathetic.

Nothing needed to be fixed though

I read Whore members ngl😆

I used to love those things makes you think you’re eating a better alternative to candy. We weren’t but the justification was nice

I think it is pretty much just like that

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Females even call other females “son” but idrk if it’s used anymore it’s old

Where I’m from it’s a term of endearment, mostly https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=son

They weren’t being literal Ghostie. Pretty sure KaptKrunch is not your father. At least that’s what Maury said.

Nah I never got nominated for anything it was pretty much the same people year after year

Because it causes that thick mucus like shit that forms in the back of your throat to be even thicker lol I just grossed myself out

Sounds like rl experience talking 😆

And those are hard to kill, believe me. I know 😆

It’s like I got the thumb of death instead of a green thumb 😬

I’m in the process of killing some plants. I’ll be going up to P-Town in a few weeks. I’m almost positive that the plants will be completely dead when I come back.

Oh yeah those were pretty fun

He looks part Maine Coon with the ginormous paws. So cute

Ohmigosh look at those floofy murder mittens

But fr the abduction stories are really the guilty conscience of sports fisherman. Think about it

I’m pretty sure I was that one time