Still Me

You could save money by not going and coming to texas

You....have......a nice house?

Dick

Oh sure I’d take being a “clerk” as you put it than taking it up the ass

Movie sounds good actually....I’m feeling musical-ish....I need to watch best little whore house in Texas....I love Dolly Parton....and don’t get me goin on Bert Reynolds...

Tejas?

My father hung me on a hook once..... once...

Yeeeeeer welcome

All the gold glittery gif stars I can cut and paste into it

But movies....I buy a lot of old ones like....all of the Mel brooks movies....the bird cage...Johnny dangerously

Want a copy paste letter telling you what a super job you’re doing so you can feel like you’re special?

You took my jerb

Omg.... mulitipass.....

Omg....

I also worked all day

sittin on the couch, pillows piled high, tv off listening to the stovetop just cook away

Ooh the pizza kind? Those are the best kind

Right I know....my problem is that LB is super picky...he won’t eat hardly any veggie...so when I do a stir fry for him it all meat...where I do a fucking rainbow of veggies.... when he has a “salad” it’s drowned in ranch and covered in bacon....I’d be dead in a week

Then why are you here?

Ah jelly... i cut out starches at night time so I can’t have rice, noodles, potatoes, bread....nothing....but LB wanted sketti so I making spaghetti with meat sauce....but I’ll probably just have a protein shake and call it a night

Cook for meeeeeee i can’t really eat anything in my house atm...but LB dun care

I’m not hungry but I have to feed LB.... because if I don’t... He beats me....

Kick him when he’s down? Is he ever up?

Yeah but you sit on your ass and do basically nothing alllllll day

Ooh ow...my feelings....the joys of the internet...Your text hurts me deeply...how will I ever go on... you put your own feelings into the words on the screen....what hurts you clearly doesn’t hurt me