Part of the local young professionals group here they were looking at new ideas for events, you know... To spruce shit up.
Well, one of the crunchy hipster bitches was talking about "sabering" and apparently you just open a bottle of champagne at events with a giant fucking saber... Like cut the entire top off. Well, they wanted someone to learn and become the official person to do it... So... As you may know... I'm see through white...
But you have to be certified and shit and it's not easy... The official group is confrerie du sabre d'Or... Or... The brotherhood of the golden sword...
My resume just became white as fuck.
Anyways... I'll let you all know when I chop a bottle up and glass goes everywhere and the body count rises.