That_One_Guy

Because I'm ignorant and disrespectful

Buncha porno addicts!

I'm going to try to have someone see him tomorrow asap

This is the second time this has happened so I definitely think it's time for a change

Fuck.... I really don't want to do that. But I hate the thought of him being in pain.

I feed him Purina 1 true instincts turkey. Thing is he's been eating that for years. He's only recently started having problems.

Honestly I might. Only thing is I don't want to give him an infection or make it worse. I'd take him today but the groomer at petco is closed

I wondered why he kept yelping when I tried to wrestle him

You were right. He has a swollen gland in his ass. Poor guy.. I gotta take him to a groomer.

He's been going to bed without me lately and he doesn't want to hang out with me much anymore 😟 The fuck, man? This legit makes me sad.

I think so. Honestly the names are very lulzy

Make it fappen.

I went to school in the ghetto all through middle school. In 6th grade I was in a place that literally looked like a prison. We had bars on the windows and doors. All the doors except a few exits were also chained shut. Our teachers would literally tell us that the school was going to get shut down and that it was our fault. When I was registering, there were three very intense fights right next to the principles office. Nobody did anything about any of them. But I'm getting carried away. Anyway this place had a somewhat unspoken rule: the bathroom was for fighting. Unless you had business to settle, stay the fuck out of there. Well one day I really had to piss bad, and I thought I could use the bathroom without anyone knowing I went in there. So I'm at the urinal pissing. As I start I can literally feel someone standing right next to me. Like I could feel him standing there glaring at me. The second I began to turn my head in his direction WHAM! He punched me so fucking hard I saw flashing white lights. Next thing I know he's beating my ass while my dick is out and I'm still very much pissing. His buddies ran up and helped him beat my ass. These four dudes jumped me while I was pissing, and it was the most terrifying feeling ever. I thought they were going to kill me. I managed to throw a wild haymaker and knocked one of them down. Keep in mind I'm still pissing. They didn't extend me the courtesy of finishing. So after like two solid minutes of me getting the soul beat out of me, the PE coach came in and saved my life. And by this time a crowd had gathered around the bathroom to see me come out with a bloody nose and piss all over my clothes. Man... Mondays amirite?

I was sniffing glue in a church parking lot

How bout for 15 buck?

It's ok bro. It can be discreet secret bro. It less stress 😎

What kind of n00b uses shotguns?

Nah I just want you to pull up so I can one two that ass

We'll see about that you fucking jerk

I'LL GET MY BIG COUSIN TO WHOOP YOUR ASSSSS

PULL UP RIGHT NOW!

Ima come in sweaty as fuck pants sagging smelling like skunk

..... Dude I'm so fucking high rn

OK we can do that bro

You can hit me with a bat. Idc