InsaneFox

Would there be something wrong with that?

Pass, but only by a technicality. Now get the fuck out.

Well, die gracefully, damn.

I’m over it too...

Slightly, but would it kill you to show some goddamn enthusiasm and initiative next time?

No shit it looks like a penis. It’s a penis. DESCRIBE IT. What way does it bend? What does it smell like? Is the forest around it well scaped? Fucking try.

Yes, yea. But what does your dick look like?

Text only though. My dick is very slightly curved upwards towards the belly button with a small little not raised mole spot on it. Probably cancer. Your turn.

Good for you, guys!

Well fanny = vagina. I didn’t know we had vaginas in our asses.

All fanny packs are front facing.

It’s okay.... they’re not REAL people.

As far as Ohio goes, I just picked a state that nobody would miss. We can do a different state.

Free food.

No, what the shit kind of budget do you think I have? Best I can do is canned beans and off brand Dr Pepper.

So I’m putting together a report for... school or something. And I need to stage a mock revolt. Hypothetically, who would be down for dismembering RaptorPat and Rogue_Alponse and then actually eating their corpses irl and enstating me as your barbarian king as we conquer Ohio?

Apparently I was there in ‘03. It was a mystical wonderland until of all of you little shits showed up.

It’s a shame that people on the internet aren’t actually real...

Well... I have been feeling really lonely lately...

I forgot these boards existed, what were we talking about?

I actually forgot to buy alcohol today. So... fuck.

You think any of this is real? Our existences are just pregenerated results of an ever-improving mechanism. Eventually we will all be the same. Artificial in our perception of reality.

Maybe it Superman let her. Don’t get me wrong, I hate Supes, I think he’s a boring, overpowered, poorly written piece of shit. But Sailor Moon will he dead after one Superman punch that she probably won’t even perceive.

Well... good. Then. Carry on.