Poof

Who are u again?

I just can’t stop watching it

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I made bf watch Christmas With The Kranks

This game is addicting af ion eno

Hey Daddy

Bless his mozzarella penis

Oh daddy I’ve been a bad girl I need you to fuck me daddy and teach me a lesson

He’s really gonna make u suffer next time u roll a 1

I say it in this little cheerleader voice to torment guys

Also interesting how Mario eats them and he’s known for his jumping isn’t it?

I wouldn’t call mcds a GOOD burger but it’ll do

There’s the mushroom theory. that Santa brought amanita muscaria mushrooms as gifts to families which are poisonous but poisonous like alcohol is poisonous. They get you fucked up. Not like trippy psilocybin mushrooms but u get real loosey goosey and energetic. Reindeer are known to eat them and jump up into the air. They’re red mushrooms w/white spots, like the Mario mushrooms. Supposedly Santa gets the colors of his outfit from the mushroom.

I take it back bf got me a double quarter pounder from WackArnold’s

Nothing yet supposedly a gift is on the way but I won’t hold my breath

Does being called daddy bother u during sex?

My DM says they can’t regurgitate and it’s a really important game mechanic for a quest.

Oh Daddy fuck me

Those usually have skeletons in them

They’ll protect your scalp from harmful uv rays

That’s what dad’s do

Jesus is dead