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Poof

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  1. Poof

    $50,000/night

    itll be fine theyll have sliding scales, payment plans, and health savings accounts if youre poor youll be fine!
  2. i get shot, stabbed, eaten, crushed, fall to death, or otherwise killed a lot in dreams. a lot of the time i fight back like in this one tho
  3. Poof

    $50,000/night

    i think thats the plan and personally i think its a pretty good plan. what other option do they have? its either that or waterworld cities and that movie sucked
  4. Poof

    $50,000/night

    theyll never know we're high as we inflate an air mattress and proceed to camp out in the middle of an aquarium
  5. Poof

    $50,000/night

    id love it but its a bit gaudy
  6. Poof

    $50,000/night

    well its in the maldives so whoever cleans that place up is probably more or less a slave
  7. Poof

    $50,000/night

    ahhhhhhhh i didnt even think of sealab whats wrong w/me!!
  8. Poof

    $50,000/night

    we,'ll vape fruity flavored stuff
  9. Poof

    $50,000/night

    or we could go get high in the aquarium w/an air mattress until we get kicked out for like $10
  10. yea definitely not worth it. what a little dweeb
  11. to me they can be fun to look back on but theyre always really scary for me while theyre happening. especially the crocodile ones... ughh
  12. oh oops i still havent seen the departed so i thought u meant to kill someone haha. i dont even know what to say about those guys in your fight. idiots. it shouldve been humiliating for him to hit you in the back then have his friends hold u back before you could do anything.
  13. ive been in alot of fights. a mix of going against guys/girls and a mix of winning/losing. in two of the ones that i won against guys, they cried after. at the end of one of those, the guy was on the ground already crying alil and as he got on his hands and knees to stand up, i kicked him hard in the stomach and he curled up and really started bawling. regardless of what happened earlier, i hate that i did that. the memory is so viscerally haunting and stuck in my head. unless youre a total psychopath, hurting someone hurts you too. so i can only imagine what killing someone does to you
  14. long story short, this big guy like 6'8 and heavy, stabbed me twice in the lower guts w/a big knife then as i slumped to the ground against the wall, he threw it at the floor beneath my feet where it stuck in the floor. i was so pissed that he escalated a barfight and tried to kill me (maybe succeeded but i woke up too soon to bleed out) bc until then it wasnt serious. i was also pissed bc he turned around after throwing it as if i wasnt anything to be worried about (which if that was his point why stab me in the first place?) and started walking away. i reached in my purse and pulled out a glock w/a full auto kit and BRRRRRRRRRT put like 10 rounds into his back. he fell straight over like a tree faceplanted. i stood up and screamed "if anyone else wants to escalate things i'll shoot you in your fucking face" then i backed out of the bar, called 911 for an ambulance and woke up
  15. is cat back?
  16. should be working now
  17. theyre both wrong
  18. you should be able to tap and hold to copy the url when pics dont show themselves on mobile
  19. Fuck that. I don't need to satisfy shit. Women stay dissapoint in me. I don't pay for shit.
  20. Poof

    HAPPY 420

    Im not breaking sobriety until next tuesday and thats just bc i may be in pain and have some sort of painkiller prescription
  21. Poof

    HAPPY 420

    I prefer to level up slowly and relax my way there
  22. Poof

    HAPPY 420

    Im going to see sooopa troopas 2
  23. Poof

    HAPPY 420

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