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Poof

Order of the Owl
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  1. is this how it ends?
  2. Just wait til tomorrow
  3. that's whats up! me too :>
  4. when ppl talk about having friends who would fuck u up. it's threads like these that pop up in the back of my mind bc im a member of uemb. it's like "o ok your friend was special forces? who cares? my friend walks around w/briefcases full of spiders"
  5. Poof

    Dear Diary,

    im back to normal today. coffee, carrot juice+milk, bloody mary, and salmon. gunna make a special smoovie for lunch later
  6. Poof

    these things

    id a giant bowl of them them like cereal
  7. Poof

    these things

    only more addicting
  8. Poof

    these things

    you need to find some. or dont bc u may not be able to stop
  9. Poof

    these things

    im weak at the knees
  10. Poof

    these things

    if i was a fish they would be my aquarium rocks
  11. Poof

    Dear Diary,

    and i'm all about my dopamine rushes
  12. Poof

    I need an RV

    I know
  13. Poof

    I need an RV

    I too want to be a gypsy
  14. My fav positive one was "Id drag my sack through broken glass just to sniff the cock of the guy who fucked her" And negative i dont feel like thinking about bc i wanna have a good day today
  15. More of a mercy killing.
  16. Poof

    these things

    these mougpfugkun things are heaven
  17. Poof

    Dear Diary,

    i love fast food. im so mentally fat
  18. i bet theyll evolve to talk to us eventually
  19. i love coffee. i have like 20 oz nearly everyday. sometimes i just dont tho. today i didnt have any i never really get nervous or think im going to die on a plane. i just hate not having enough space to stretch out. i get fidgety. surviving a plane crash is actually on my bucket list
  20. I peel oranges with my teeth. When I go to IHOP i put some syrup into my ice water. I dont stir it up tho. I let it fall to the bottom intact then i slurp it out with the straw. The water remains unsweetened. I twirl my hair all the time and put ny fingers in my mouth. My mom yells at me for doing it bc it looks like im trying to be slutty but im not i swear. I like cheap hot dogs. The more expensive they are the more I hate them. I hate high quality all beef hot dogs. I like BAR-S chicken pork ones. And microwaving is my preferred cooking method. I lick the plate clean of sauce when i have pasta. I chomp 2-3 whole coffee beans when I make coffee. Whenever I fly I touch the outside of the fuselage before going inside the plane and whenever we begin our final descent I listen to The End by The Doors. I can't let anyone touch my belly button. I always write something in the Gideon's bible whenever I stay in a hotel.
  21. Wut happen to phillies?
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