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Poof

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  1. Berry smoovie Like a whole meal 800 calories. Covers like every nutrient. Super fast n easy 3 cups frozen berries 12 oz milk. 2 tbsp ground flaxseed 2 tbsp wheat germ 1 tbsp of ur fav omega 3 oil. Like canola/flaxseed/hemp/etc Maybe some sugar and vanilla extract if u want but itll be very sweet already. You wont taste the cereals or oil Dont need to fuck w/ice the berries will make it thick. Mayb even too thick gotta put water or xtra milk sometime
  2. Hell no!
  3. Idk if it counts as a fetish. More like a stunt/"talent" for camming. But like extreme toys get u lots of money on cam obviously. I didn't want to stretch myself out w/wide girthy toys so I used narrow but very long toys very deep. Sometimes taking double ended dildos all the way until they disappear then pushing them back out. The longest toy I ever did that w/was 18 inches but I only did it once bc as soon as I did it, it felt like it was the kind of thing that would put me in the hospital. So w/18" toys I'd always hold onto the last inch.
  4. Here it is: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_territories_THAT_FAILED_TO_BECOME_STATES
  5. Oh dear. That's no fun. But should be easy for them to take care of. Dont be skurred!
  6. You are right for thinking this. Stop bullying him you bumpkins!
  7. Something stuck up there?
  8. What kinda surgery? Is it embarrassing?
  9. All the time I met a celeb in nyc to get dinner and was a bit starstruck so i misjudged the size of a revolving door and went into the section w/him and we had to babystep thru it all retarded like. This was literally 5 minutes after meeting for the first time. His first impression of me in person. Despite going thru hundreds of revolving doors and living in urban areas all my life including manhattan, he has treated me like a total rube ever since.
  10. Is from spiderman 1 where the guy closes the steel restraints on willem dafoe and he goes "oh thats cold"
  11. what did he do?
  12. hard to tell
  13. ahh bridgetown
  14. Just think about all the spiders in bed with you
  15. Brilliant! I will try
  16. Shhhhhh lets get you back to the home grandpa
  17. Why cant they make it alittle less pure
  18. لا يهمني إذا لم تكن ممتعة بالنسبة لك
  19. You're too old to know who he is
  20. 😥😥😥😥😥 Only 26
  21. Its bugs. Ppl eat bugs u wussy pussy
  22. I need to get some vinegar anyway. Never know when I'll need to neutralize a base in my lab...
  23. Thank you. I'm sure it would be yummy
  24. The CEO of grooby would tell this story about shooting thai ladyboys in his early days. When they only had hot incandescent photo lights. Shooting in a bangkok in a hotel, all these roaches were flying up onto the lights, frying to death and falling to the floor. After they were done w/the shoot the 2 thai ladyboys went over to the pile of fried roaches, squatted down, and started eating them off the floor.
  25. I used to live w/a $10,000 la marzocco espresso machine in my kitchen. I get what quality is. Maybe thats why i dont really care how this caribou trash is filtered
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