Poof

Yea she was creative. And apparently can't write straight without lines

We didn't have cell phones or any classes together so we exchanged notes all day

She was older and obsessively sexual and I kinda didn't really know better

I mean... I don't like to sleep w/the tv on but if you're as big as boo says I'd let you get away w/anything

Yea I know them all ❤️ And yes sleeping is about as hard as eating

The fuck?

She cheated on me w/her tattoo artist and dumped me. I dated a few girls in highschool. I hooked up w/some guys but never dated any guys til I was 18 and swore off girls bc all they want is my dick even if they do fuck and finger my ass. Like I just wanted to get fucked and I didn't want to do it back and they'd get angry. It's the same reason I stopped going to LGBT bars/clubs. Bc those guys would do the same thing. Like it's apparently a criminal offense to bottom only if you have a big dick. No, I can't date girls or gay guys.

Oooooooooooooo I ❤️ Doug Stanhope

Yes that was a mistake

No, I wouldn't.

Sorry

Yea that's the other bonus of fasting. You remember like how big a meal is supposed to be. Not like huge mega portions

I'd like to see Dr. Smiley again. He would know what to do

Thank you you're my sister now

Look at this junkie

Ducks have bills connected to a neck hole. It's not a mouth

I haven't had any at all since like the beginning of summer, and even when I do have them I never smoke a lot of them. I have very miniscule cigarette addiction potential. I just enjoy them every now and then

Making it delicious allows me to eat it, but it still makes me feel sick. Like I'm trying to reject it. If the food isn't delicious I couldn't even get to the eating it part in the first place rn

How are you doing it?

I knew youd come in here and say something horrible

If you let us sell the clip. 50/50 split. Piss in ass is super lucrative, and I sell very well.

All the food makes me want to puke but im hungry