Katya_Hiki

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lies and slander

why you do this?

yes, theyre oreo thins tho which works because that creme is very intensely flavored

the hottest

its so true

i hate it

fake red heads or real who cares how hot are they?

I just had latte flavored oreos and now I want to dream of more cookies WHAT YOU GOT FOR ME TO DREAM OF???????? ' SHOW ME WHAT YOUVE GOT

yall remember shite like that? heck... uhm? 2007?

autosexual as in you only find yourself attractive or you just masterbate alot?

oh whats the tea, sis?

you are forgiven my son

Go eat someones colon i heard that helps

oh yeah thats a thing, i got that good ol flu shot

put them in boiling water

dude same, i went to the doctor cause ive been having severe nausea and fainting spells , and theyre like yeah... thats anxiety. Im like ???????????????? but im DYING

wow your signature sure ads a fun flair, but also yeah it be like that fam, put water in your whiskey and then boom HYDRATION

Confess to me your sins tell me what ales you? y u so sad fam?

GIVE ME THE 10 BUCKETS OF HAND LOTION BECAUSE I NEEDZ IT

I went to the doctor yesterday to try and find out why im dying faster than usual and by golly they tell me its the anxiety so lets pretend its scurvy instead cause thats more fun and easy to treat WHAT YALL DYING FROM?

im not working today beeach, take that

but have you tried it?

good enough you get a GED

A+ you pass high school, I still kind of identify as demiboy, but I felt like nonbinary lets me not explain myself too much Ive thought about microdosing on T. but i dont know if ill ever be in a place to fully transition. I def have dysphoria but Ive just like learned to deal with it tho ive always wanted a beard and id like my voice to be lower, and not have my reproductive organs gender is weird and i hate it