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  1. discolé monade
    tried to start a pyramid scam, but didn't quite get the concept. if you wander around in the thick of the mojave desert, you may find a very poorly attempted, 1:1 pyramid.
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    at his last job interview, he insisted he get arbor day off, and wanted to know their policy for grand-parents day.
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    is currently the leader of a rag tag group of street urchins...pickpocketing their way through the streets of london.
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    knows that little tidbit, because he, too, uses the control stick to......
  5. discolé monade
    ready for action. ready for a night on the town? ready to FAFO!
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    oh molar....molar, molar, molar.... so... it's game on then....is it? very well..... stand by.
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    has a life size map of the world.
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    all of us.
  9. discolé monade
    buys a can of mixed nuts, and picks out everything except the peanuts.
  10. discolé monade
    forrest gumps long walk, was based on him getting lost in indiana.
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    took a piss on the hollywood sign.
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    promoted a homemade porno on craig's list. found a box of old homemade porno at a pawn shop in vegas
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    once posed for a sketch artist.....
  14. discolé monade
    got lost in the bermuda triangle. no...not the one out there in the atlantic, that new trendy hip store at the mall
  15. discolé monade
    ***time out....shut up scoob. lmao....i snorted. actually scared the cat**** has carboard cutouts of the live action scooby doo movie. he like to LARP in his backyard.
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    is terrified of virginia woolfe.
  17. discolé monade
    insists that chocolate milk comes from brown cows.
  18. discolé monade
    once was a confidential informant to the canadian mounties.
  19. discolé monade
    ok...OK HOLD THE FUCK UP!
  20. discolé monade
    like to piss me off, so he can sing 'blame it on the rain', by his all time favorite lip syncers.
  21. discolé monade
    loves to brag about how good his guitar riffs are. problem is, all the strings are G.
  22. discolé monade
    calls in sick to places he doesn't work.
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    found the brown note on a recorder.
  24. discolé monade
    once auditioned for barney and friends, however, never saw the show, and wore a blow up t-rex costume.
  25. discolé monade
    at one point in his illustrious career, he was the standin voice of 'bobba booey' and 'whaaaaattt ssssuuuppp'
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