Zenigundam

Rather play this than my PS4 games haha. Yeah I'm f'n everybody up!!! Preemptive strikes galore!!!! 8) S:

I'm pretty hungry, so I'm gonna drive over to Quickchek, beer in hand, and get myself a smooth, Buffalo Chicken Sandwich. <3 O0

https://www.okcupid.com/profile/RobbieTheRevenge/!!!!!!!!!

C'mon, mang, friend zones for dudes who sing along to Miley Cyrus and Kelly Clarkson, let's keep it real. Not for us cool bros!!!

(Pulls arm back violently) NO! We are going on a *date*! : (

Haha oh.... sorry. How will I ever make it up to you? Busy this weekend? <3

Nah you're confusing me with the "pina coladas and getting stuck in the rain" ladies, or whatever it is they say, I've seen that posted on about 25 fricken profiles smh

You're not good though. You're not good at all. (Walks slowly in your direction)

I'll post it if you guys want. Totally open to all kinds of advice, compliments, criticisms, and stalking if that's your thing.

Understatement!

Like... a "bunny"? (scoffs) How about a cheetah? Do you realize that it's one of the fastest creatures on the planet? A bunny... not so much. (Ladies observe my brilliance)

(Gets up in your face) What do you mean by that? (While cracking knuckles)

What would you expect? <3

(Grabs you by the collar)

I don't even care anymore. They're so much trouble to get because you have to beat out other guys to win them, just imagine how hard they'll be to keep. Screw that lol. Let's just chill on the couch and pleasure ourselves with electronics and television haha. <3

Have they even seen my OKC explosions?

This mf's so hard to beat. S:

I'm playing Metroid on my NES: CE and I came in hardcore with all the missiles and energy tanks on deck to fight that boss that shoots the three spike projectiles from his body, but then I accidentally fell into the lava out of the adrenaline rush and started getting my ass kicked when I eventually got out of the lava, so I ran out of the room to get my energy back up. I talk all this talk and think I'm about that life, but then when shet gets real I run away from him? I don't know how I can look at myself in the mirror again unless I get back in there and f him up.

I'm a lady killer. ?

(scoffs) No you didn't. 8)

Thank you, friend.

named Julia who I met at a bar when I was in college. She started talking to me and she was a really hot blonde and I wanted her so badly, but she thought I was weird, so her friend came over and f'ed it all up trying to get Julia away from me, and I really wanted to KO her friend, but that would have caused a scene and ruined my image in Julia's eyes. F-ck!!!

They worked hard to co-produce it, but it ended up being average and forgettable. Notice how anime fans don't even mention it.

Whaddya think I'm some nerd who lives in his mom's basement and talks tough even though he's small and docile? Please! Ima beast. Know what the game's about.

Cowers? More like Zeni KOs security easily and approaches interviewer madder than ever, "Now ya really f'ed up..." (Zeni hulks over interviewer as he approaches)