Zenigundam

Gonna try to emulate that when I meet up with this girl I've been texting from OKC. Shannon Sharpe is a cornball. Put that cell phone away, you're not 16!

Smh how do I always manage to tilt the ladies?

Planning on starting my own radio show soon. I know just how to promote it, and I have enough controversial views to make it a big hit. The listener calls will be glorious.

The media has tricked you ladies into thinking I'm creepy and weird, but I am, in fact, the true alpha male.

Good plan. Wish I had some in the freezer right now.

I really hate the commercials. They kill the mood. >(

Btw, I am easily better than her boyfriend. She's only 17/18 and doesn't know any better.

Remember that long back and forth convo I posted a few months back, in the dying months of NodeBB? Well, I just checked my dummy facebook account with zero friends, and searched her up, and she has a boyfriend now even though she claimed that her busy senior year schedule that involved her working every waking when she wasn't in school wasn't going to allow her to have a boyfriend. Horse sh-t, baby! Still have her phone # too haha, but instead of exposing her right now, I'll wait for her relationship status to go back to single on FB, and then that day, I'll send her a text that says, "Guess the lies are catching up to ya, huh?" Maybe she'll think it's weird because we've never met in person and she didn't tell me her full name when I used research to find her FB page, but it'll definitely get her thinking about what could have been!

Watch yourself. *approaches*

Should I use the Brett Favre to Jenn Sterger line? "If you're not doing anything later on, you should come over and cheel at my crib."

That was pretty cool. They were calling me the lightweight Tyson and whatnot. Now I'm pushing 170 haha. Would be insane if I got back into it and challenged Andre Ward or sumtin haha.

She stopped replying. I'll give her until tomorrow. I just hope she's not betraying me and going on a date with someone else, because I'll definitely call her out and expose her for that if it's what's happening!

otherwise my virginity taking experience would be virtually authentic.

They banned me harassing and threatening other members, two bold-faced lies to cover up their insecurities because they were jealous me!! <3

Wonder why it hasn't been working lately. I think the Femigazi is controlled by the media.

Definitely Resident Evil

Yes <3 Yessssssssssssss

Wow this girl really likes me haha. She keeps texting me. <3 Time to log back into OKC and get some more like her. :-D

*approaches*

I've honestly done very similar stuff, so I can relate

for my newest OKC girlfriend? Cute Italian girl who lives about half an hour away. Gave me her number without my asking for it, but now I'm stalling with the text responses because I don't want to reply to everything quickly because the media tricked girls into thinking that's clingy and obsessive behavior, but on the flip side of that, I have to reply at some point, my mind's just empty right now, so I could be in some trouble if I keep stalling for days on end. Also, she called me short.

*shakes you by the shoulders* What is it?!?!! I need to know!!! Can't you see how close I am to having amazing sex?!

Nah, you're playing me man. Some of y'all on here have hot GFs, stop frontin

*Gets in Scope's face* Lying's bad, man. It makes me mad that you want me to lie... *fists tighten*

How do I get to the part where we just meet up, she digs me, and I give her some amazing sex?