Zenigundam

What have they turned this country into? Now you have to deal with snitches and cops so you end having to surreptitiously down your beers in the car on your lunch break. It's a shame that it's come to this. I'll make America a free country again someday and free us all from the oppression of uptight employers and the all powerful OkCupid femigazi.

Inquire within if you would like a job. I'm hiring UEMBers for this special department aimed at getting me badass jobs with chill bosses and badass bitches who will sleep with make out with me and sleep with me on the first date. See the world has changed. It's not like the good old days when you can just "be yourself" because now you have to put on a different façade for a different situation. The marketing department is gonna make sure it picks the right flavor of the minute to get my bosses to be obsequious and scared and pay me millions each day and get the hot blondes to obsess over me such that I'M the one who needs to get the restraining orders. I'll even have my own line of action figures. This is an exciting time in the life of the legendary badass alpha male ZENIGUNDAM!!!

She called me short though, but she's actually just tall cause she's 5'10" which is the size of LeBron James basically, so LOL. Doesn't matter. Should be fun. Now once we set this up, I can rub it in the face of that girl I was talking to this morning who made me flip out and make three or four threads on here, and now I don't have to travel to South Jersey, just get to take a smooth drive to around Central Jersey instead. Ahhhhhh they gon learn.... they.... gon.... learn.... :beer:

Up with the alpha male dating suitor patriarchy, down with the OkCupid femigazi!

The ASMB is gone, but I've returned to lead my people!

and couldn't play manly anime because it was made for little kids, not grown warrior men, hence the TV-Y7 content ratings?

It'll be called Endless Pursuit, and it'll be a really crisp, yet powerful drink that has all the salubrious effects of a glass of red wine with the enlightening warmth of several shots of high-quality whiskey. What I like most about Endless Pursuit is that it empowers its drinkers to approach ladies at the club or bar and find out the truth, hence the name.

and Leo's getting all up in the female psychologist's face, but yet he's considered romantic while y'all want Zeni to get tackled to the ground by a huge cop, but realistically Mr. DiCaprio is the real abuser here. <3

Wish my OKC girlfriends would learn those values.

Dimension W might not sell a single copy.

How is that possible when I'm an alpha male warrior? An evolved pokemon can't go back to its previous form.

Nah it's not like that. But I'll never be ignored. I block the doorway until I get answers!

Haha why do so many girls wanna harm me?

I'm too nice! <3 :beer:

How do I get her attention? She's punking me right now. I start an amazing convo early this morning and then she blows me off for the past six hours! >(

That's not what's happening lol

Reported? For what? :-\

Pooh's mad!! :beer:

Now I know I have to send it! 8)

You better watch yo mouth, bread.

Might not send this though. Thinking about playing it cool and chilling for a day or two, just don't want her to get pounded by somebody else when I was winning at the beginning. This is such horse sh-t man

"But if you're just gonna be rude and ignore me, then I'll just find someone closer to my area, and you can go F-CK YOURSELF!!! Yeah I said it! This chat was going great, and then you decided to enter betch mode and blow me off. I really don't know what kind of fool you take me for, but I'm hip to your games. He's a lot better huh? So you'd rather respond to his OKC messages huh? Lemme let you in on a little secret, honey. HE AIN'T SHET! I'm more of a man than he'll ever be, and I oughta kick his ass to be honest, but I'm gonna be a nice guy today. So, like I said, you have a choice here, and if you ignore me again, I'm blocking you and finding somebody else because you are [insert several insults]." !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Their way of talking to them is incredibly soft and gay. They sound like total p-ssies haha.

That'll NEVER happen!!!

They never find mates though. They just get banged by the stereotypical losers and then complain about them. No one wants to hear their BS whining when they were the ones who put chose those guys.