Zenigundam

This is a brilliant idea. I would be an excellent moderator and stop the sexism going on at OKC whereby males are disproportionately being IP banned without justification. #YesAllAlphaMales (I fcking hate hashtags. What a load of garbage, and I have to put up with the lingo because of the 18-21 year old age range I go after)

Time to do some work on OKC. Still enough time to meet up with somebody later on if they're open-minded, which my youngins tend to be. <3

Nah it was actually this Sunday that they said they'd cut it. My mom told me it was last Sunday to try to get me to stop procrastinating and leaving things for the last minute, and now she's suggesting that I don't pay it. Think I'll pay it because DirecTV is a clusterf---.

I never use my phone. Also, watch your mouth Sieg. Bad language makes for bad feelings. *Gets up in your face*

Nah life is a luxury. This is BS. I'll make them pay for this...

I just have to pay some of the bills, which is a pain. This sh-- should be free.

Or else the cable's getting cut off along with the internet and home phone. Optimum hah... My mom wants me to not pay it and to switch to DirecTV, but DirecTV's a really pain in the ass to navigate because the channels aren't as familiar to me. She switched to it for about a month and a half during the spring of 2006 and then switched back to Cablevision. Guess I'll just have to pay this sh--

That's really old because every time I see Baby Boomers they've got gray or white hair.

Milwaukee's Best Ice. 6.9% ABV, and it helps me remain sane and normal. Ready to Go

The Leprechaun movies suck ass. I've only watched the original in its entirety.

We never added each other on FB, so it's a mutual thing.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder. I think I'm in a great spot with her, it's mostly just a matter of my getting her cell phone number again, or just happening to meet her in public somewhere (would help if her FB statuses were public).

I don't mind dating as low as 17 to be perfectly honest. 17's a great age, and 17 year olds today are so mature. I'm very much impressed by how much more they know than most women in their late 20s/early 30s.

I think I can count about five of them now in the past three weeks. There was one with the decent paying job at UPS at I walked out on back in December and I applied to supervisory position on the internet and they hired me and put me at the same location, and on day one the business manager who I quit because of since he yelled and threw things all the time entered the meeting room while I was making myself at home with my fellow supervisors, and I just froze and he said, in a serious, but surprisingly calm voice, "Why did you leave your coordinator position here?" And I explained and he said, "Get out of my building." or something like that. It was just an uncomfortable interaction haha. And then in another one of my nightmares, I showed up at my liquor store job for the next day of work and everybody was avoiding me and then a couple of security guards came out of nowhere to lead me into a room, but I started running and they chased after me. The other nightmares are blurry, but they all involved uncomfortable situations wherein I was confronted with my past of quitting jobs. As for the bugs thing, this is fcking scary these bugs that are hybrids of the bugs I fear the worst keep entering my nightmares out of nowhere. There's no way this is because of a guilty conscience. I'm not feeling guilt at all, I've been badass at my past jobs. <3

Why am I even calling it a "flameout"? That was a fckng badass action movie scene right there. The only things missing were the martial arts and people getting thrown into wine displays.

is that now future employers can never find out that I told one of the managers, "F--k you then, honestly" and walked out like a badass. Obviously it will never be on my resume just like I've omitted the other jobs I abandoned from my resume, but if I somehow got popular or won some contest that put me in the public limelight, then there's a chance that my current place of employment could be made public and one of my deranged, former co-workers from a job I abandoned will contact my current employer with details of how I left the other job.

Way too small to have any effect!!

This story isn't over. I was destined to be her guy that day she gave me her number in the crowded cafeteria, so now I have to find a way to work my way back into the game.

There's a girl I want to text right now who responded to me infrequently in college after being really excited when I asked her out in person, but I deleted her number three years ago in a fit of rage because she wouldn't stop ignoring me, but now I want to text her again now that I see her new Facebook photos using my dummy Facebook account. F--k, why did I delete her number? I need to keep my emotions in check. This could have been a golden opportunity. I guess I could reactivate my old FB for the first time in over a year and send her friend request, but it's not the same and she might ignore the request because she doesn't understand my motives.

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You've gotta get laid, man

I'll donate my brain to science someday. I know a lot of people want to know the secrets to social genius.

Your pickup lines really suck.

Talking like some cornball character with a fedora in a 1920s film redux.