Zenigundam

If any hot, 17-19 year old ladies are reading this... Well how do I put it in lingo that'll resonate with you? Hmm... I know.... FAKE NEWS. Date me and you youngins will know... the meaning of life. <3 Hot bed sex!!! Hot bed sex!!! Hot bed sex!!! ?

I'll be baannnnnnnnned again. Although my heart is aching, I'll be banned again. See now you made me post something effeminate and ghey

Bro, change your avatar. You're making Sonic look really gay when, in reality, he's smashing Amy every night. Amy is a girl. Sonic likes girls.

Quit lying on me. *approaches while cracking knuckles, chiseled muscles showing*

Is because of a legal document. Think about how dumb that is when I otherwise pass all of the tests, that's why I love older teens who are smart enough to see through the lies.

Heck no

Haha I like to stay humble, but that's very true. +1 for you.

is a beast. ?

Joe Paterno was gay for liking young boys, and not legal age girls.

Nice try. Being poor's all right. Just own up to it. Nobody ever pegged you as the rich, UEMB high roller anyway.

I really can't date girls my age. Millennial age women aren't right for me because they're too pretentious and they created Elliot Rodger, who was funny until he flipped and turned into a homicidal maniac.

Definitely a TV and a pretty cheap one at that.

Pay's not great, but it'll hold me until school starts up again in September. Anyway, I'm mostly worried because I have to park at a HS a mile away, and you're not allowed off the campus for lunch, so I'm going to have to bring two waterbottles with me, load them up with some good, ole Milwaukee's Best Ice, and then hope that none of the kids misbehave and drink from my waterbottle one day. Also will need to always carry Trident gum with me to mask the smell. I'll be a beast if I can just get this done without getting caught

Jack, you watch the game? Didn't it suck? It sucked! Ah classic.

The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest was on a serious acid trip. Drinking heavily right now

http://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/celebrity/%E2%80%98days-of-our-lives%E2%80%99-star-alison-sweeney-granted-restraining-order-against-social-media-stalker-report/ar-BBDP7Fn?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=spartanntp

*quickly grabs you* She's madly in love with me!!! YA GOT THAT?!?!?! I want you to say it!!!! *now holding you over the ledge* >

Summer vacation you think? When she logs back in, we'll talk again. She just graduated, so I really need to make some moves and win some $, so that I can go to Utah before it's too late and she starts getting pegged in college, but the good thing is that she's a Mormon, so maybe she won't mess around with the frat boys, and yes when we do meet she'll need someone experienced like me, not some college freshman virgin guy who thinks he's much cooler than he really is. <3

Since I only broke the screen, I got this idea to use an HDMI cable to hook it up to my TV, so now I can be more active around here since it won't take me forever to type like it was taking me when I posted from my PS4.

Bro, stop cursing.

Ummm she was like 40. Anyway, I picked up the Crash N-Sane Trilogy from there.

I reeked of alcohol. She thought it was vodka. Anyway I was helping her by explaining that Friday the 13th had to be purchased from PSN or MS. Yeah well that was weirdlol. Makes me wonder how many people actually notice but never tell me on a daily basis. :it: :it: :it:

Mochi is gay.

Well there's a reason people who made computers allowed you to right click and save pictures to your desktop. Sorry for being straight and a badass lone wolf alpha male warrior, winner of many hot women and their panties.

Yeah but it's not that I wanna be exposed to her, it's that I wanna expose myself to her, if she's cute, because I should have some kids by now.