Zenigundam

Thank you for taking the link out of your sig. *smacks Viper upside the head with liverwurst* BUT NEXT TIME DO IT FASTER! >(

This planet's fine. Life on Earth is amazing. Quit your whining.

Viper, your forum hasn't had a post since Thursday and the most users it's ever had online was 6. Take that link out of your sig, you're embarrassing yourself.

Is the red pill the one that knocks the girl out for several hours?

Give her a shot... him a shot... her.

When the date ends and she doesn't have a pulse well.... that can happen....

I did pat that area once when I was on a date with a girl and extremely inebriated, I was nervous so I got hammered before the date, and we were having light conversation and, an hour into the date, after even more drinks, I just grinned and patted her down there mid-conversation and she froze and tightened up and the rest of the date was pretty awkward from her end while I was in great spirits till the end. Didn't go on a second date with her

Putting your troll hat down, yes, but comedy is clearly not your forte.

Do you ever check the girl's neck for hickeys? That's the first thing I do as a test of her loyalty. And I always do it when I'm watching hot female tennis players on TV.

Almost, but she hasn't logged back in since last night. I pray that she isn't cheating on me and can keep her jeans on this weekend.

Not you. Smh

I know, I can't help it. It's called natural handsomesauce.

You are such a white knight.

I remember watching the '02 LLWS and this kid from the New England team (MA) turned to avoid a fastball thrown right at him and it hit him squarely in the back, inside of his shoulder blades, and that hurts like hell because it happened to me when I was playing pee wee league ball when I was 7, and I dropped to the ground right away. So he got hit, flipped his bat quickly toward the dugout, and jogged to first, and was trying so hard to keep a straight face as the ESPN cameras were on him, and then when he got to first he started crying like a lil betch lol. I was laughing my ass off at that.

Luuv* Get his name right holy crap!

Nah you're scrawny like GSN and eat ramen noodles.

Nah I don't believe it. She's too hot, only dates legends with muscles and toned bods.

If she really is, you're in grave danger. :brownbottle:

And today's Friday, a day that's huge in the dating scene and is full of booze and sex for these youngins. 22/F/Lyndhurst, so she's pushing it, but I'm giving her a shot despite her advanced age, however I still haven't gotten a reply from her on OKC and, like I said, she hasn't been on since last night, so I hope she's just being a homebody and having a sex free weekend because I'm investing my trust in her for now.

August 31st! Woohoo! :it:

The way you phrased that was very creepy. Try watching adults... ermmm... adult women instead. whut Also, I was a great baseball player.

Way longer than that, and I doubt you ever played baseball.

I enjoy watching middle schoolers cry when their exaggerated dreams are crushed because they all think entire world's watching them play their little league games when it's really just parents, gay Buffalo Bill, and forty year old Christian nerds who abstain from everything good and decent such as sex, alcohol, and not being bitch ass squares.

No sh--, but I opened this up thinking you'd post some kind of gay Sonic fanservice.