Zenigundam

Why are you doing this?

Don't test me, I'll do it!! I'll show her... I'll show them all... <3

do you think of the popular sneakers, the president's plane, the Nelly song about the sneakers, the Harrison Ford movie, or about jacking an Air Force fighter plane so that you can fly to that girl's house and crash land in her bedroom so that if she doesn't change her stupid decision to not go out with you ,thenher room will be under construction for several months? Why the #$&* is SHE HAVING SEX WITH OTHER GUYS?!?! WHAT'S HER F---✓=° PROBLEM?!?!?!!

when she was scrambling on the floor down the aisle, trying to get away from you, but unable to get back on her two feet, while other shoppers stopped to watch? I want to do it, so that I can put a glass slipper on her. It'll be so romantic.

Who tf is Jerry Lewis? Do you mean Jerry Rice?

My old 54" inch rear-projection TV played everything full screen. This is horse dung. It's in "HD" and it's 2017, yet it takes up only 60% of a 60" HDTV and we're supposed to take that? Total garbage honestly. I'd be better off watching it on any other TV in my house.

A plumbus? Looks pretty gay

I wake up in a king size bed with a hot brunette on top of me.

Give it a shot. Don't ask too much of me, I was born to relax, and I won't ask too much of you, but we both have to understand that you'll take care of the household stuff because that's what you're good at, and I'll take care of my part.

but if you take just a little time, prove them wrong and throw them out the window, YOU ARE THE ONE! To make it happen, YOU ARE THE ONE! To make all dreams come true. ?

Today, not tomorrow. I know how to treat girls my age.

Ah yes... work... the last frontier. *Chugs beer and munches on Cheez Doodles*

This is going to end like the pharmacy scene from Philadelphia. I'm Denzel.

Never raise pre-flop with aces or kings. Underplay pockets like any other hand so that when you hit quads or the boat, you seriously mess everybody else up and take all of their chips because they never had the faintest clue.

Arnie just divorced that couple and simultaneously made Zack his new stepson by taking the woman beater's ex-wife. #AlphaMale #ZeniHomewreckergundam

I like girls. Please take a step back sir.

I'm Arnold Schwarzenneger

I meant rooftop... ies...

Women only. Now mochi's gonna come in here and ruin my beautiful thread I bet.

You can only do two of them, the other one happens to you.

Stead of treated, we get tricked! Stead of kisses, we get kicked! </3 You're welcome over my house anytime. :it:

Get on PSN or else watch Forensic Files with me while I touch your boobs.

Titans gave blonde babe some 8 bit NES game over beats.

This is ridiculous. I always figured that the reason for the "pillarbox" was just because of laziness by companies and/or TV networks not formatting the shows for HDTVs. So things that were fullscreen on projection TVs but can't be formatted for HDTVs have to be pillarboxed like this is what you're saying. This is ridiculously dumb. Then what I'm wondering is how DBZ Kai: The Final Chapters goes fullscreen just fine on an HDTV.

Is Sasha or Ymir the sexiest girl in Attack on Titan?