Zenigundam

Not hardly

Jealous?

That's my WIFE you're talking about!!!

I used to think you were a girl when you first joined the ASMB. If you were the girl in your avatar, you'd get hounded by a lot of guys around here *cough* Viper *cough*, but I'd win that one.

her skin is so soft?

Viper, you're going through a serious dry spell it seems.

Not a catfish, just an impressive woman who knows what she wants.

is how you make an OkCupid profile. Don't say too much, but say something, and add a bit of mystique to your page. So many girls say too much, yet if we do the same thing it's a turnoff. I'm catching onto what this generation's about.

Whatever happened to that guy?

For me, it's probably that I have a knack for situational humor and an innate ability to inspire confidence in others by saying really badass, cool things.

Actually 30 Seconds to Mars has all the makings of a blockbuster hit, whereas Death Note seems to be an imminent letdown, as most live-action film adaptations of anime are. I'd say you're wrong on this one.

The girls I date live with their parents.

Just about everybody lives with their parents.

The Simpsons is awful and pillarboxing is bullsh--.

Houses don't really interest me too much.

I'm like that perfect vanilla swirl ice cream with chocolate chips sprinkled elegantly on top. :it:

All right quit trying to sound cool to impress girls. You could have said that in plain English.

Actually, Top Gun, you sound quite foolish right now. If it's in HD and you have an HDTV, it better fit your whole screen or else you have a lawsuit because you bought your TV with an implied warranty of merchantibility.

You must be a novice at experiencing eclipses.

That's not how eclipses work... Mr. Scientist.

That girl's all right, but she would have to come to me first.

The only things I know that air on CBS are 60 Minutes, SEC Football, and some CSI shet.

There, I said it. I like her, and she possibly likes me, but we have to meet up and see what happens, no not sex on the first date you dunce, I'm talking about chemistry, you failed science professional GSN copycat.

Wow quit making me out to be a nerd. "Orwell" probably doesn't even air on a basic cable channel.

I don't know what she looks like, but I've heard her mentioned a lot in the past four years or so, so I gather that she's music "artist", whose songs have probably played in my ears unconsciously while I was getting my Walmart discounts.