Zenigundam

You're going through withdrawals This is why weed is illegal in most of the United States.

For example, it's Elliot Rodger, not Rodgers, that's the the NFL quarterback. When you get the name wrong, it's like the person is just an afterthought.

Tom Hanks survived and then didn't get his girl back. Beta move, bro. Self-deprecating fatalism

Yep, very true. I even fell asleep for a few hours, and came back to an acknowledgment that my posting is badass that I had to accept.

Damn you UEMBers are having some memory lapses. I remember elle_eccentric easily, even though I don't recall interacting with her on any specific occasion. Yeah she had that purple haired anime character, umm which series was she from again, anyway your little white knights acts aren't phasing me cause I'm not changing a damn thing!!!

Yeah I guess I am pretty tough

Yeah well that dude is f'n crazy for grabbing at that guy because he has all those knives protruding from his body. That's like trying to put Pinhead from Hellraiser in a headlock, come on dude, you just want to become part of the walking dead if that's how you're gonna attack the crazy knife guy.

Yo my plan is too awesome for words

No, my mom said that exact thing to me as a kid, but I'm not gonna go easy at all!! Not this time!!

Well your timeline is off, and the reason you won't understand is because the media has turned you into a raging social activist who (attempts) to tackle alpha males when they tell the girls they go on OkCupid dates with to stop texting at the goshdarn dinner table!

Probably a lot of hot women, but I'd have a spaceship instead of an ark, since the evil plan would work out like the story of Noah's Ark, but there'd be hot women on my spaceship instead of animals. Also, space would be colonized at this point, but the colonies would be abandoned in time for my evil plan, but there would be enough resources on the space colonies to sustain life for me and my progeny, even though the colonies are abandoned.

You wouldn't understand, troll...

When I maintained a Facebook, I honestly hoped that some of those notifications would be hot girls on my friend's list liking my statuses and then sending me messages about wanting to hook-up.

I'm rocking with Mozilla Firefox and you're on AOL 4.0.

You're just so behind the times honestly.

Discuss. I've had my FB account disabled for nearly two years because, for me anyway, the self-aggrandizing nature of social media sites gets on my nerves, but which type of notification gets you more pumped?

My pics are all over the place. I even posted a pretty awesome boxing video recently. You're in denial, and it's all right.

You're such a keyboard warrior...

Everybody has some fat, but I just don't like it when they call us fat in a bad way. When they don't do it in a derogatory manner, it's fine, but when they try to make it the subject of a joke, I have to make sure to step to them like a true lone wolf alpha male warrior would!! Ugh wish there was a muscle smiley on here

I was lurking, also I've never been abused since I'm a debating extraordinaire. I don't like to brag, but I have to admit that I really do have a unique talent for winning debates and discussions.

Kindly watch your mouth, young man.

Muscle is not the same as dough, please tell the truth, mthor. Also, I didn't go anywhere, I just had work all week long and couldn't remember my password for a solid three or four days, but I still kept up on the UEMB thread activity and whatnot.

It's actually a sign that they're intimidated. I'm 5'6", 180lbs of pure muscle, and I get called out on my stocky build all the time, but then I get up in their faces and I find out exactly what I need to know. #AlphaZeni #NotOnMyWatch

I don't like the whole victim thing because the girl who got the TRO against me four years ago said she was the victim of harassment, so we need to update our dictionaries IMHO, especially the legal ones, which are especially flawed and stupid.