Zenigundam

Uhhh I know. I can tell when guys say things like that that they're worried that I'll win all of the hot women

Lol try to make it a little less obvious that you're worried about me winning the girls that you want to win!!

SNES Mini Switch Super Mario Odyssey Breath of the Wild Mario Kart 8 Friday the 13th Blu Ray Box Resident Evil 7 Let's see how my mom did. Hopefully ?% accuracy

Chocolate swirl ice cream, do you even go outside

Users who kissed you while you were sleeping ??

Salty, 2017 is just fine. Just because the SJW movement has been stymied and It was very bad with unbearable kid actors doesn't mean it sucks.

I didn't go to prom either, but if I could do it over, I would have found a way to drink every day in HS.

I'm gonna get into the habit of splitting the bill too. It's just the way it's gotta be if they're gonna have any chance of getting me to take my fancy button down and designer jeans off.

Especially now that so many cops run license plates, when they wouldn't do it that frequently in the past. So now you can't get away as easily with driving away without auto insurance, which is overpriced and thus a scam, and you still have the burden of having a cop on your ass every once in a while, which means he can just lie and pull you over for anything and write you a ticket, and then there's the issue of gas expenses too. Yeah, owning a car isn't what it used to be, unless you live in Montana, where there's no cops on the road. So I'm actually thinking it's wiser to just stack your $$$ and take a Lyft or Uber if the distance or time isn't convenient for public transportation, and I'm not even trying to justify my own situation, I just think it actually makes a ton of sense. And dating isn't even a problem because then you can just split the Uber with your date. Also, if you date people who live in the city, you aren't even expected to have a car, so everything works out. I'm not turning myself in, and I'm in no hurry to get my license back, which can't even happen until I pay the fines, lost count of how many of them I have. I'm out, time to get some more beer, eat my Chef Boyardee, and get on Virtual Cabin 2.0 since I apparently missed something cool about it earlier.

Now those were the days...

Dude, don't block a girl's path. If I see that happen in person, I step to the guy so that the girl can get out of the abusive relationship and come with me on the bus, where she can lean on me and go to sleep while we use my monthly pass to ride into NY.

That would be cool. Match searches would be amazing ?

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I'm like Freddy Krueger lol except sexy

I don't harass OkCupid girls; I humble them before they can make bad dating mistakes. If anything, I've probably saved quite a few of them from parking lot situations, like the one that I witnessed yesterday.

that the principal of my school had one of the teachers trail me and catch me in the act of drinking and then he called me into a room when I got back from break and made me take a breathalizer.

Does she not understand that I can't be stopped anyone in the room?

Who does she think she is? I mean really.

He was stuck in a traffic jam, so he opened up lol. Drunk alpha male status, baby. If only I had this kinda juice in my system an hour and a half ago when that guy started being abusive toward his girlfriend in public!!!!!

I already explained that my liquor tank was on E. You don't drive a plane without fuel, it's called badass judgment on my part.

I was going to start recording the guy, but he seemed to be on the brink of violence.

What was gay of me? I have a bench warrant out on my name, so I can't afford to draw police attention, even though we all know I was ready for that action against roid rage dude.

Because you never leave your house.

You wouldn't understand, beta

This guy was screaming at his girlfriend asking her why she was acting the way she was, then he slammed what I think was a water bottle on the ground, and the liquid went flying into the air, and then he kept asking her if she wanted him to go back to jail, and then when I was ten feet away from them he started yelling, "What the fuck are you looking at?!" repeatedly, and I smiled and slightly.froze up because there wasn't enough liquor in my tank, but he wasn't even talking to me, he was yelling at somebody else, who was also watching the Lifetime movie scene unfurl. If only I had had enough liquor in my system, I would have stepped to the big diesel and said, "I'm looking at you! Leave the girl alone, and if we've got a problem we can settle this shit RIGHT HERE!" while throwing down my bag like a badass.