Zenigundam

It's working like a charm. You fell for it until I brought it up, and then you scrambled to pretend like it didn't happen. Ima beast

Incorrect. ?

No, they're not even accurate

Excuse me, Fuggz, please stay on topic.

I don't, but I noticed that you did consider me alpha for that move... and that move has to keep on happening because it makes girls reveal their true intentions. <3

Thank you for implying that I'm alpha af.

I hate when girls cut dates short. I went out with this one Portuguese girl in Newark last year, and we were supposed to go to Six Flags, but then she pretended to answer a call from her girlfriend who claimed that her boyfriend hit her, so she cut the date short, but it was a setup, and she was cutting the date short because she thought I was weird, and I peeped the plot and grabbed her arm before she left my car (when I had a car smh) and told her, "All right. I hope your friend's ok." but I had a stone cold, serious expression on my face, and her eyes widened because she knew that I knew that she was full of shet!!!

I'm not thirsty, I'm working on my fifth 32 oz. can of Milwaukee's Best Ice today.

Classic beta answer. Alphas only in this thread. Nerds and geeks are strictly not allowed here. ???

Without coming off kinda pushy? As in, let's say the guy asking the question wants concrete answers and wants to know if the girl was getting pegged in that three month span, hence her disappearance from the site and her not answering his messages, but he also doesn't want her to feel threatened. How do you navigate her (probable) poor decision making without making her feel the weight of the guilt?

As in he's going to try to drop the kids on me and break it off between us so that she can marry some insecure frat douche instead, when I'm clearly the guy she got it on with that night in order to create the next generation. Yeah, so basically I'll kick her dad's ass and we'll live happily ever after if she can get over her beta pops getting his butt whooped for not minding his own business!!!

Sorority***

Yeah it's gonna be with some hot blonde sorry chick and then her soft dad will try to take it to court and whatever to make me accountable.

Tic, you strike me as an alpha male for some reason.

I love it when girls spray perfume on the first date. It's so seductive and sexual. ?

My new pickup line for the ladies ?

You questioning my manhood? *cracks knuckles and approaches*

I love when I'm making out with some cute, but insecure goth chick to the scene on House on Haunted Hill when the guy finds his security guard's face carved out in the security room and then that doctor who died in the fire shows up on the security camera walking like a goddamn zombie on coke, yeah I ❤ it, and I give her hickies too.

It's called background noise for the making out I do with the cuties who come into my living room? Wow, you're behind the times, mthor, this isn't 1975 when you have to go outside all the time to have fun with your girlfriends.

That's pretty cool. I haven't had Cinemax since middle school, just added them because I saw Manhunter was on Action Max in HD, and I haven't seen that movie in a while and never in HD, so I thought it'd be pretty tight to just order the channels for like $12 a minute before it started showing. Yeah, very cool, and Predator 2 in HD is on in a few too, yeah plus they always play Friday the 13th (2009), should have just ordered this a while ago.

Nah, I'm still on the prowl for my trophy wife (who hasn't been with too many guys, preferably none), but eventually I'll find her and she'll bear the next generation...

That's so weak. If any girl ever says that to you, my fellow alphas, RUN!!!

Almost as much as HSers who think Bud Light is tough. I don't know what it is about them, they don't know how to get drunk properly, they're the same ones who write those really lame ass reviews for badass movies, instead of saying the movie is badass, they use a pretentious and overly sophisticated style that you see girly art critics use to analyze paintings and s---. Yeah, not very cool or alpha

Jk I guess we can still do that stuff, but if she just wants to do girly stuff or study, that's cool too.

We're going to the movies to watch R rated films, and I'm buying him M rated games, even if he's only 6 or 7. Yeah it's gonna be tight. Actually, no drinking beer though, not until high school anyway because that can really mess up a kid's liver and whatnot. But yeah, once I get my hot blonde trophy wife, marriage and parenthood are gonna be smooth sailing...easy street...